Well, it's pretty obvious how this works haha as we already have the You know you're a [bookworm , Aetherlighter] threads haha.
Anyways, I'll start first with this.
You Know You're a Writer When. . . you want to write, but it's the middle of the night and you've already forgotten how to drink a cup of water properly. So stubbornly and half-crazed you write something like this-
Maybe we can open it? I don't know. What do you think? I think we need to open it. I think so too.
So how do we do it? I'm not sure yet. Not sure? How can you be not sure? I'm not sure. Dang it, Bob, you should know this. Why should I know this? Because you're the dang technician of the project, that's why! Stop patronizing me, Bob. You stop patronizing me, Bob. Oh shut up, Bob. No, you shut up. Let's both shut up shall we? No, just you. Yes, let's do just that. Or how about no. How about just you shut up, Bob? Because I’m sick and tired of who you are and what you do to me. Did you do this to me as well? No you did! Or did you? Don't mess with me, Bob! Tell me the truth!! Talking about all this junk is making me hungry. Hungry? Me too! Let's go eat some subway sandwiches with stuff in them. Yeah that sounds like a cool idea let's go eat sandwiches! Subway sandwiches, you mean. Yes, that's what I said. YAY!!