You think cats are important to their clans, are in danger from Thunderpaths, and shake your head when one is eating from a cat bowl.
You get upset when someone references the movie, not the book.
You think the book is better.
Thirty plus chapter books bring you joy.
Long chapters make you giddy.
Plot twists bring you suspense.
Character deaths are mourned like family.
Mad scientists in the 1800's are more interesting than romance.