Xonos Darkgrate: CRIMINAL!

[Xonos_Darkgrate1]

Guess what?! now I'm a fugitive! All I did was drop a banana in the Great Engine, then it broke down and exploded. It was an accident, I'm telling you! Thankfully Jefferson and Lukas have fixed it, but now I'm on the run.

There's an warrant for my arrest. Here...
Xonos Darkgrate. Wanted Dead or Alive. (Preferably alive.) Reward: 1,000 cogs or springs.

p.s. This is just a joke. Please don't arrest me! Though your welcome to try to find me. Where's
Waldo, I mean Xonos, now?

[Ariella_Newheart]

I happen to be the captain of the litter police of Aethasia and that is a serious offense! I was looking for the last hour, but I can't find you! You hide very well. Maybe the reason I can't find you is because I don't have episode 3 yet, and you're hiding somewhere in the Snowmoors. Probably, yeah. (LOL!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!)
From the random stranger who randomly found this topic and decided to say something to another random stranger: Ariella Newheart

[Jacoby_Elderfun1]

@Ariella_Newheart

You are an imposter! I am COTLPOA (Captain of the Litter Police of Aethasia). I'll even show you my badge if you don't believe me! Where did I put it. (Must have left it at the changing room at The Beacon!)

@Xonos_Darkgrate1

Ok. That was just awesome! LOL! (Is that the hat from the Rocket Suit?)

Likes for both of you!

[May_Otterview]

I am remaining anonymous because if I told you who I am, well, that is beside the point! I shall be out to get you XD (and I have episode 3 so don't try anything clever​)!

P.S.
I love this topic! Great idea @Xonos_Darkgrate1​️

[Ariella_Newheart]

@Jacoby_Elderfun1 Okay, I lied. I'm not the litter police. I'm the fashion police, and @Xonos_Darkgrate1, that outfit is horrendous. You shouldn't be put in jail for dropping a banana, you should be put in jail for wearing that outfit! (LOL jk! This is also a joke! That outfit is actually really awesome!)
Next, my sister and I will both be hunters--Goku hunters, that is! My sis, Arona C. saw him (Goku AKA Mr. Ironheart) up on the Old Mount, then he just disappeared--poof. He probably is hiding with Xonos and Lukas's cat someplace in the Snowmoors.
I challenge everyone to search for Mr. Ironheart and tell me where he is so that my sis can get that selfie! (~Ariella )

[Hanna_Brassheart]

@Jacoby_Elderfun1 Nuh-uh! You aren't the COTLPOA! You picked up my badge! I left it in Lukas's workshop after talking to him about litter-reduction! @Ariella_Newheart must have decided it went well with her favorite outfit after trying to convince Lukas to adopt a new look, so she took it to the nearest wardrobe to try it out! After that, she saw @Xonos_Darkgrate1 on the streets and took off after him, declaring a state of fashion emergency! In her haste, she left it in the wardrobe, where YOU found it! Then you left it in the Beacon! Who has it now?!
(THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS TOPIC EVER! )

[Nora_Wrenchfizz1]

Wow!!!!! All of the replies are hilarious to read!!!! No joke! I was laughing!!!!! GET XONOS!!!!!! HAHA!!!

[May_Otterview]

I HAVE IT NOW!!!! BWA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!! I shall now reveal my secret identity! I am the Evil the AWESOME the okay never mind all that stuff, I am May Otterview! And I have a picture of GOKU!!!!

[Arona_Copperburst1]

@Hanna_Brassheart so that's what that thing was! a badge! I'm sorry, but i traded it to Lloyd for a horn! i needed the horn for Lukas! i helped him make the goats, but he messed with the goats and left the door open and lost the key to it to lock it and they went crazy...so i'm sorry about that, too... *nervous laugh**. (just kidding, but i do like to tinker with gadgets )

[Xonos_Darkgrate1]

Anonymous tip: Xonos tends to hide out around the Snowmoors (all areas), and the Flying L.

[Xonos_Darkgrate1]

Just in case you were wondering. Goku and I decided it would be better to leave the cat with me, but I've hidden it somewhere. (over the rainbow!)

[Xonos_Darkgrate1]

Look at my favorite hiding spots. Hee! Hee!

[Nora_Wrenchfizz1]

@Xonos_Darkgrate1 Interesting! I will keep my eyes peeled! HAHA! HEHE! Ahhhhh... I am so scared to go there!

[Thalia_Blackglass1]

PI Blackglass is on the case! As the top private investigator for the Resistance, I ensure that any who mess with Resistance artifacts and equipment will pay restitution for their wrongdoing. There is nowhere you can hide that I will not find you! (I'm coming for you Xonos )

On a side note, I would like to remind bounty hunters that Goku Ironheart is high in the ranks of the Resistance. If you find him, kindly return him to the Beacon without injury.

And for the last time,

Just in case you were wondering. Goku and I decided it would be better to leave the cat with me, but I've hidden it somewhere. (over the rainbow!)

@Xonos_Darkgrate1 and @Goku_Ironheart, please stop running around and hiding Lukas's cat. He's worried sick and his work is suffering for it!

[Samsam_Strappeppered1]

Cool outfit @Xonos_Darkgrate1. My brothers and I are hunting you down...

[Xonos_Darkgrate1]

What you don't know is that I'm part of the Resistance Syndicate. Another Resistance organization only known to the Scarlet Man. We are used as spies in Lucky's army as well as a black ops unit. Even Alexander doesn't know about us. Lukas's cat is one of us. So are a few players that may be watching you right now! You'll never find me and my crew.

[Conner_Ditherspark1]

I shall cover no mans landing, Detective Conner is on the case!

[Jacoby_Elderfun1]

Ok. Your hired my me. Listen if anyone says I'm not the real COTLPOA (Captain of the Litter Police of Aethasia) don't believe them. (I really need to find my badge!)

[Xonos_Darkgrate1]

Want to know who else is working with me? I'll give you a clue! They're one of the people trying to catch me, only they're pretending! evil laugh!

[Jacoby_Elderfun1]

@Xonos_Darkgrate1
Haha! I have the Scarlet Man on my side!