IRL Nautilus: Well, I guess I better get started on my returning post to the Aetherlight forums.
A monthās worth of an hour a day staring at a blank page laterā¦
IRL Nautilus: Okay now Iāve really got to get started on my returning post to the Aetherlight forums.
Musical Nautilus: You should write a parody of one of your favorite songs to convey your point. Itās worked before, why not now?
IRL Nautilus: Because Iāve never used it on the forums before, and frankly, Iām not sure youāre the answer to my dilemma.
Musical Nautilus: How dare you.
Forums Nautilus: Just give me the reins, Iāll take care of it. Have I ever let you down before?
IRL Nautilus: Yes. I can remember at least three separate cringe moments.
Forums Nautilus: Fair enough. But still, three mistakes out of a thousands posts? Not a bad track record.
Writing Nautilus: You should be writing something for the Rebellion roleplay now, not your returning forums post-
Roguecog-in-me: No, you should be doing something fun and exciting, like- eating yogurt or ice cream or biking or-
Nautilus-in-me: Roguecog, you really think sweets and excess exercise is more important than writing a speech?
Roguecog-in-me: Duh, YEAH!
IRL Nautilus: Can we please get back to the topic at hand?
Roguecog-in-me: Yes, I believe you were about to go do something fun-
Incoherent noise as a dozen different voices in IRL Nautilusā head start squabbling over what he should be doing
IRL Nautilus: Enough! Iād rather not write any returning speeches and just say āHey, Iām back.ā than listen to all of you fight in my head!
Silence
Nautilus-in-me & Roguecog-in-me: Okay, do that.
Well.
You heard them.
Iām back.
Itās not a big deal.
-Nautilus
