jokes

May_Otterview 2016-11-28 19:12:17 UTC #1

Me and a friend were telling riddles and tongue twisters and stuff so this topic is for things like this.

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Molly_Lightboom1 2016-11-28 20:48:14 UTC #2

This is a good topic!

Arona_Copperburst1 2016-11-28 23:04:36 UTC #3

i got one. she sells seashells down by the sea shore, by the sea shore she sells seashells. someone try saying that 5 times fast.

May_Otterview 2016-11-29 15:48:48 UTC #4

It took me half an hour but I got it, 5 times fast! What goes on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at dusk?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, they just do a lot!

What starts and ends with S and has a mile in between? Smiles.

Anybody else know some good knock knock jokes?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayn.
Dwayn who?
Dwayn the bathtub I'm dwowning!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Squirt water on.
Squirt water on who?
Squirt water on you!

May_Otterview 2016-11-29 22:06:31 UTC #5

Why, thank you @molly lightboom1

Faith_Purpleclock1 2016-11-30 14:45:41 UTC #6

Here is a riddle from a very famous book!! All the New Zealanders should get this! And fans of fantasy!!! (

Thirty white horses up on a hill.
First they champ.
Then they stamp.
Then they stand still.

What am I?

HINT: New Zealand, home of Middle Earth! And short people, shorter then dwarves and have large hairy feet!!!

May_Otterview 2016-11-30 19:08:22 UTC #7

A leprechaun?

May_Otterview 2016-12-01 10:22:18 UTC #8

The answer to my riddle is a person here is the explanation; as a baby we crawl on all fours, and an adult we walk on two legs, as an old person we (sometimes) use a cane so that would be like an extra leg! I got it from the sphinx.

Faith_Purpleclock1 2016-12-01 10:22:49 UTC #9

The Hint is a reference is to the book the riddle comes from!!! Sorry if that was not clear!

@May_Otterview1 that is sorta close to the hint but not the answer to the riddle!

HINT # 2: It was made into three movies a few years ago!

Jacoby_Elderfun1 2016-12-01 10:23:09 UTC #10

Here's a good one!

Irish Wristwatch

Steampunkj_Cablecape1 2016-12-01 10:27:28 UTC #11

Hobbits!!!

Molly_Lightboom1 2016-12-02 00:30:01 UTC #12

Here is a tongue twister.
A big black bug bit a big black bear!

Arona_Copperburst1 2016-12-02 01:07:18 UTC #13

i got a answer for the riddle at the top. (a person) because when you are a tot you crawl on 4 legs,and when you grow up you stand on 2 legs and when you get elderly you sometimes have to use a cane or a 3rd leg. good riddle!

May_Otterview 2016-12-02 09:12:06 UTC #14

the famous sphinx riddle!

Ariella_Newheart 2016-12-09 06:13:05 UTC #15

@Faith_Purpleclock1 THE ANSWER IS TEETH!!! I LOVE THAT BOOK!!! (the movies are good, too )

Ratchet_Wrenchpride1 2016-12-12 01:24:52 UTC #16

When does b come after u ?

When you steal its honey!

May_Otterview 2016-12-12 01:41:04 UTC #17

I like that one! It actually is funny

Jacoby_Elderfun1 2016-12-12 13:04:33 UTC #18

Wow! Nice one!

Skybie_Jumpdust1 2016-12-14 20:13:51 UTC #19

Here is a tongue twister from wiki how: Bill had a billboard. Bill also had a board bill. The board bill bored Bill, so Bill sold his billboard and paid his board bill. Then the board bill no longer bored Bill, but though he had no board bill, neither did he have his billboard!

S.J.

Jacoby_Elderfun1 2016-12-15 17:00:45 UTC #20

Here is a joke!
Where does a pencil go on vacation?
Pencil-vania!