Tongue twisters/ riddles/ jokes

[Emmet_Burnscope]

If money is made of paper, and paper comes from wood, and wood comes from trees, does that mean money actually does grow on trees?

[Ethan_Burnkeep]

Uh..... You stole my joke

Post your memes here!

No your fine, just joking

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

it would seem that maybe it does but i don't think so.

[Spector_Otterquill]

If money is made of paper

Ahem, fabric.

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

it is made of 75% cotten.

[Christopher_Puddlevest1]

Money doesn’t grow on tresees. Money is treess

[Jayhawk_Greencape]

I find the skeletal system humerus.

[Beckendorf_Direscope]

That really tickled my funny bone.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Anagrams.

Intro in clergy.

Cure on tin.

More to come soon (this is not an anagram lol).

-Nautilus

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

_SFTDP

To clarify, the above anagrams are each one word, I just split them into multiples because phrases were funnier.

Tongue twister:

My divisive vices for my decisive devices.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

_SFTTP

I recently played in-game with my brother. I call him a nickname whenever we are playing the Aetherlight together. What is the nickname?

Hint 1: His username is Mosesgears_Maxboom

Hint 2: His nickname is also the last name of the main character from an old movie made in the 1980's.

And as if that wasn't impossible enough... plot twist!

In order to qualify as having guessed the answer correctly, you must present to me my train of thought when I came up with the nickname.

(Once you guess the nickname, it's way easier to come up with the train of thought. Trust me.)

Very well, I'll give you all a clue...

Hint 3: His nickname involves the Moses part of his username only.

Here are all hints in one place:

Hint 1: His username is Mosesgears_Maxboom

Hint 2: His nickname is also the last name of the main character from an old movie made in the 1980's.

Hint 3: His nickname involves the Moses part of his username only.

So... should I just give y'all the answer, or are you going give it one last shot?

• I give up :shrug:
• NEVER SURRENDER ️

Show results

Poll closes on Friday.

[Logan_Brokenspark]

Mo, his nickname is Mo.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Nope.

It does start with an "M" though.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Is it by any chance Moshi?

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

I believe I already ruled that out.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

I must have forgotten.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

@Nautilus_Lightblast, it's not Moose, is it?

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

No, keep trying.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

@Nautilus_Lightblast

Mole
Mochi
Mosey
Momo
Mose
Mobile
Moon
Mooney

I'll let you know if I think of any more.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

All wrong, though you are getting close-ish.