jokes

Jayhawk_Greencape 2021-06-18 19:12:06 UTC #1359

DING DING DING!!! Give the man a prize!

Iliara_Mustardtop 2021-06-19 18:15:27 UTC #1360

Can anyone solve this riddle?

I was in the beginning and I’ll be there to the end,
You will find me in the middle of both enemies and friends.
You won’t see me in the night sky but you’ll find me in the sea,
I’m the end of every creature, every stone and every tree.
You may not even know me but I’m counted in your heart
And when you meet me at the banquet we will never be apart.

Logan_Brokenspark 2021-06-19 18:21:41 UTC #1364

Summary

Never mind, It's the letter E

Logan_Brokenspark 2021-07-02 14:15:30 UTC #1366

@Iliara_Mustardtop. Did I get it right?

Jayhawk_Greencape 2021-07-02 14:23:46 UTC #1367

I think you did. :0)

Iliara_Mustardtop 2021-07-02 19:44:39 UTC #1368

Sorry, I somehow missed replying! You're right. My bad!

Logan_Brokenspark 2021-07-02 21:55:58 UTC #1369

I am greater then God; More evil then the Devil
The poor have me; The rich need me.
If you eat me you will die.
What am I?

This is so easy...

Eerie_Coppernight 2021-07-02 22:16:21 UTC #1370

I've heard this one before,

and the answer is, "nothing".

Logan_Brokenspark 2021-07-02 22:24:40 UTC #1371

Yup, I've seen it in a few different places.

Abigail_Eggsong 2021-07-09 20:16:48 UTC #1372

Water.

Floats in clouds,
Flows underground,
Composes estimated 60% of a person.

Jayhawk_Greencape 2021-07-10 14:57:22 UTC #1373

Nice! I wouldn't have gotten that!

Eerie_Coppernight 2021-07-11 03:03:00 UTC #1374

You are correct, now does anyone want to guess the other one before @Mr_F3 gets around to posting the answer?

Danyul_Braziervest 2021-07-11 03:26:20 UTC #1375

What riddle are you referring to?

Eerie_Coppernight 2021-07-11 03:52:46 UTC #1376

The ones in the The Nature of the Beast. It's a good story, you should read it.

Beckendorf_Direscope 2021-08-23 17:32:20 UTC #1377

You travel back in time to meet your great grandfather, and he offers you a pregnant fish he has just caught. If you take the fish and bring it to the future, it gives birth, the baby grows up, and you eat it, how have you benefited your great⁴⁰ grandfather?

Levi_Orangeburst 2021-08-23 17:33:58 UTC #1378

You prevent bro grandpops from having to raise smoll fish fetus.

Logan_Brokenspark 2021-08-23 19:27:27 UTC #1379

Fish don't give birth. Does that have anything to do with it?

Keaton_Diretripe1 2021-08-23 20:16:31 UTC #1380

what is a tires fav song?

Summary

u thought this is a rick roll huh get it because tires roll and... ugh nvm

Beckendorf_Direscope 2021-08-28 21:32:57 UTC #1381

No, I meant the fish laid an egg, it hatched, the baby fish matured, and you took it back through the time vortex to the present day.

Josiah_Ironcraft1 2021-08-28 22:50:31 UTC #1382

Riddle 1: What has roots as nobody sees, ...
Riddle 2: Voiceless it cries, ...
Riddle 3: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, ...
Riddle 4: Alive without breath, ...
Riddle 5: This thing all things devours; ...