A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.
She: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go…
He: Just call in sick then.
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
A. They can’t stand fast food
Q: What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
A: Your name
- Yes, I did
- No, I didn't
- Little bit
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