It took me half an hour but I got it, 5 times fast! What goes on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at dusk?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, they just do a lot!
What starts and ends with S and has a mile in between? Smiles.
Anybody else know some good knock knock jokes?
Dwayn the bathtub I'm dwowning!
Squirt water on.
Squirt water on who?
Squirt water on you!