The University Unitious Discussion Topic

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

@Emily_Purplebottle, we had an idea for how we could introduce our new head of security/coach.

After seeing the destruction of the flag, you realize that this is far more threatening than childish pranks. You decide to discreetly hire a head of security and bring him in under the guise of a sports coach. Since the school has the equipment but no one to teach, the cover would be a perfect one.

You choose Kitty Ironcraft due to his size, deep voice, physical prowess, and general ability to make people fear for their mortal souls. He will help somewhat in the investigation, mainly by gathering information and telling us which students were poking about in places they need not be.

Ay ay ay, I thought I hired @Kitty_Ironcraft secretly once I heard news of the serious pranks at the University? Didn't we talk about that already?

@Lilliana_Umbrellascope, you may have an encounter with this metal-clad titan. He might catch you somewhere after nightfall. You might make the excuse that you couldn't sleep and he tells you to get back to your room. You will probably regard him as a threat and make plans to neutralize him.

Good idea.

He could die. We haven't had a death yet. If Dela hides the body well enough, it won't be noticed for days, perhaps weeks. All anyone would know is that one of the students went on a vacation and it is arguable if he came back. Some claim to have seen him, others doubt them. Silence's keen nose catches a familiar scent that she can't quite pinpoint.

Death?! This is gaining traction very quickly...

Can we keep this roleplay lower on the mutilation and gore scale please?

Speaking of which, I had an idea regarding what Dela would do to Silence and @Danyul_Braziervest when they catch her. Instead of breaking their fingers, how about she uses an Imperial pistol to shoot darts that contain a milder version of the Snowmoorian Cobra's venom into their hands, which as a result, paralyzes their hands?

It would be sure as heck of a lot more child-friendly then breaking their fingers.

Laisse mon chien seul.

mon petite scelerat

#SpammingGoogleTranslate

I thought of what might happen when we catch Dela at the football game!

Since Elizabeth always suspected her, and the rivalry between the two got pretty hot before Elizabeth meets with Emily about Dela, is told off, and leaves for her adventure, I think she ought to be the one to discover that Dela is indeed the imposter.

Picture this: In the heat of the game, Elizabeth is on one side and Dela on the other. Elizabeth starts picking up subtle hints that there's something wrong with the ball: Dela's slight wariness of it, how she watches it, and how she plays like a one-woman show. Near the end of the game, Elizabeth and Dela tackle for the ball and toss around some smack talk about how their teams are doing. In said smack talk conversation, Dela drops a hint that the ball might fly off into the crowd (or something along those lines, this is the roughest of rough drafts). Dela eventually wins the tackle and makes off with the ball, but Elizabeth concludes that Dela treats the bomb weirdly because there's a bomb inside. As the final countdown sounds over the loudspeakers, Dela takes aim to "accidentally" chuck the bomb into the watching crowd. However, Elizabeth tackles her from behind and throws the ball straight into the air!

The bomb terminates, knocking players to the ground and inflicting them with minor injuries, but the resulting damage was nothing compared to what would have happened should the bomb have gone off amid the crowd. Elizabeth and Dela rise from the ground, bruised and bloodied. Before anyone could ask questions, however, Elizabeth jabs a finger at Dela and shouts a rage-filled speech about how it was her all along and that no one would believe it. The field was then abuzz with authorities as Dela was clapped in irons and hauled off to Emily's office to be interrogated. During said interrogation, it was confirmed that she was responsible for everything, from the stink bomb to the maiming of Danyul and Silence.

Then we lock her up, she gets out, kidnaps Pat, and we have a fresh mess on our hands!

As for now, what you do think of it? Anything you want to add or change?

Great idea, but wasn't Dela going to try and kick the ball into the dome so that it would create a large fissure and start to flood the University's campus?

I can ask to borrow you for a bit and then bore you with a lecture on the history of Aethesia. (Yes, I can be boring while teaching too). Then I can force you to write a long 500 word essay on what you’ve learned. Is that annoying enough?

500 words... Why does this sound familiar?...

I just got an idea. I had a plan in place for working on a personal project in my dorm room. As it involves a lot of work with stuff Danyul has little experience with, plus my disability is in the way too, it takes up a lot of my free time from interacting with people.

This is what it is: an Aethermaton that hears what is said, and displays the spoken words on a screen in aether mist. Think a technomite on wheels with an iPad screen on its front.

Since most people still can't talk to me, I figured I would create this Aethermaton. My Wordsmith-bot (name is prototype)

Good idea, this will develop the story more.

(SFTDPBITNDSDTRSS?)

Sorry for the double post but I truly need dessert, some delicacies, tarts, rare sweet sorbets?

No?

Ah I hate to do this but I honestly don’t have time for this rp I would love to continue but I just can’t I’m sorry I think I’ll have to drop out

No problem, you can come back and pick up wherever the story is whenever you'd like. I enjoyed your writings, and bid you a fond farewell.

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And, done! I can finally say...

I'm baaaack!

Glad to see that the roleplay is progressing well. I've been working on the Roguecog Returns roleplay's intro, and maybe I'll give all of you a sneak-peek if you'd like...?

Are there any questions I should answer, or things that need attending to?

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Good to see you again, mon ami.

Yes, we did lose bits of the plot, but now you can set us on track again. We changed the plot a little due to you being away. At least we got permission from Monsieur Ironcraft to use his character.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Good to see you again, mon ami.

Nice to see you again as well.

Yes, we did lose bits of the plot, but now you can set us on track again.

I could try, but I think I've lost my mind a little over this past week, so I might make a mistake or two when referring to plot points.

At least we got permission from Monsieur Ironcraft to use his character.

I saw, I'm glad that he was fine with us using his character. (By the way, has anyone else noticed that we have thirteen people involved in this roleplay? 20 Nautilus points to whoever can name all of them.)

[Rex_Blackdash]

This outfit. I do not want a cape. (I edited the cape out.)

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

What is this? Wearing green my friend? Friend of the Imperials?

[Kimkate_Burnclock]

, I had an idea regarding what Dela would do to Silence and @Danyul_Braziervest when they catch her. Instead of breaking their fingers, how about she uses an Imperial pistol to shoot darts that contain a milder version of the Snowmoorian Cobra's venom into their hands, which as a result, paralyzes their hands?

We've settled on the finger breaking, so I think it's best to stick to it.

I thought I hired @Kitty_Ironcraft secretly once I heard news of the serious pranks at the University? Didn't we talk about that already?

Maybe? I'm not exactly sure.

wasn't Dela going to try and kick the ball into the dome so that it would create a large fissure and start to flood the University's campus?

Rest assured that was never discussed.

No?

Sorry For The Double Post But It's The Next Day So Does That Rule Still Stand?

This outfit. I do not want a cape. (I edited the cape out.)

Thank you!

[Eerie_Coppernight]

This outfit.

Smiles and nods.

What is this? Wearing green my friend? Friend of the Imperials?

Not in that shade of green, he isn't.

[Kimkate_Burnclock]

@Emily_Purplebottle since you haven't unsubscribed from the nagging service, it is my solemn duty to remind you that you're up next to write.

[Emily_Purplebottle]

And I will never unsubscribe, because it is very helpful. I will write now...

[Kimkate_Burnclock]

Woo ha hoo! Glad to be of service

[Rex_Blackdash]

What is this? Wearing green my friend? Friend of the Imperials?

Green is not a bad color!

(Ps. My character wears a green outfit, likes automatons, and has a rabbit called lucky Looks around suspiciously)

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Facepalms, Mon chapeau, this is why we have a discussion topic at all. You can't just be an Imperial out of the blue with no warning whatsoever. This would mess up so much of our plot.

[Rex_Blackdash]

Hahahaha! I was joking! It was all a coincidence! IRL, my favorite color is green, and I have a stuffed bunny called Lucky! I don't really like automatons, but they aren't that bad. Why are all of my jokes taken so seriously...

[Eerie_Coppernight]

It's hard to tell over the internet and jokes sometimes go over my head if I'm not expecting them. Furthermore, Monsieur Wellpride tried to pull a similar stunt. He wanted to be an Imperial infiltrator but hadn't informed us.

[Creel_Lenslook]

Why are all of my jokes taken so seriously...

If it’s any consolation I laughed

[Rex_Blackdash]

Well, imagine this: You are a comedian, and you have a crowd of 200 watching you. You say a joke, and one person laughs.

Thanks anyway, though. At least I have one fan.

[Creel_Lenslook]

Oh I know the feeling imagine that one person is a comedian too

[Kimkate_Burnclock]

@Rex_Blackdash well done on your post! I really enjoy your writing style.

[Kimkate_Burnclock]

(SFTDP)

Aha! So the rabbit stampede begins! (in like... a day or two...) All the same, great post @Emily_Purplebottle!

[Rex_Blackdash]

I really enjoy your writing style.

You mean the make-it-up-as-you-go-and-make-it-really-funny writing style? I enjoy it too.