The Heart Shaped Pastry Shop

[Missy_Vonheart]

Grabs paper bag, Breathe for Mike’s sake! smacks Peri on the back trying to knock food out of windpipe, accidentally knocks her unconscious Aaaaaa! Quick someone help!

[Peregrine_Appleclock]

dreams of mechs and giant Pringle tins

wakes up

Thought you said you knew the Heimlich maneuver. Oh well, I'm not dying anymore. Thank you.

sees Milady and Erik and Arr staring at me, wants to disappear

[Missy_Vonheart]

Sips coffee quietly like nothing ever happened whilst awaiting @Mr_D ‘s reaction to RRP.

[Erik_Deruin]

Coughs

I believe I shall take my leave at this strange note.

Wonders if should have done proper Heimlich

[Missy_Vonheart]

I smile once more as I say, “Thanks for stopping by! Come again, Monsieur!” Whispers, “Les heures calmes sont entre deux et quatre heures de l’après-midi.”

[Milady_Despark]

I raised an eyebrow. "That was humorous to say the least." I thought. "I am now wishing I stayed home with my cousin, Edmund Dantes, and my bird, Dumas."

[Erik_Deruin]

I smile and nod.

"Merci Mademoiselle. Vos produits de boulangerie étaient suprêmes."

I flash her a foreshadowing smile.

[Erik_Deruin]

"I may visit this petit boulangerie once more Mademoiselle."

And with that, I turn, vanishing once again into the abyss of my tunnels.

[Missy_Vonheart]

“Merci beaucoup! Je me réjouis de vous revior.”

[Missy_Vonheart]

I turn to the person waiting patiently at the back door, “I’ll give you 20 cogs for it.”
“Thanky Guv’.”

[Missy_Vonheart]

Waldo the adorable but unnecessarily fat cat~
This is Waldo trying to jump:

Trying to look cute:

And trying to sit in boxes:

[Peregrine_Appleclock]

glares

"Waldo, stop being goofy or I'll choke on another donut."

[Missy_Vonheart]

Hands Pip a box of donuts, “Do you drink coffee?”

[Missy_Vonheart]

Another segment on the hilarious but also obese cat referred to as “Waldo.” Enjoy (but please don’t eat while reading just in case)~
Waldo after slogging on the forums:

After reading RRP:


After reading about @Xonos_Darkgrate1 rolls eyes:

Trying take a nap:

Thanks for reading guys!

[Peregrine_Appleclock]

Thank you very much! And no, I don't drink coffee.

[Missy_Vonheart]

Okey dokes! Sorry, I’m out of likes so here​️

[Missy_Vonheart]

Yet another short segment on our beloved Waldo~
Waldo when he sees Lukas coming:

Waldo trying to hide from Lukas:

Waldo caught in a windstorm:

[Sheka_Crinkleaddled1]

I walked into the pastry shop, craving cookies and some hot cinnamon rolls. As I walked to the counter, I noticed the impossibly fat cat sun-bathing next to a window. I stopped at the counter, and ordered the treats. I walked back to the door, trying to look fancy, but tripped over the fat cat and hit the floor

[Missy_Vonheart]

Sees person fall over fat cat.
Almost spills the milkshake I’m pouring up.
“Oh my! Are you alright?!?”

[Gloria_Oldenpinner]

I walk into a pastry shop.

Just a pastry shop, right? Nothing unusual, strange, or involving mutant varieties of fog rock.

I walk in, and see a girl helping up another girl and a fat kitty waddling away from the scene.

I feel skepticism cross over my features as I wander further in, glancing over the delicious varieties of pastries, beverages, and foods so small I can't help think of them as anything other than 'treatsies.'

I wonder if they've got anything for a hungry Paramedic Aether-Borg Detective. . .