The Great Escapes

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

Sir, I don't want it thank you!

[Dino_Follyradish1]

"You have to. It's against the law not to."

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

Why? I don't want it!
Its too foggy!

And green!

[Dino_Follyradish1]

"I see. You want to have some actual food now, do you? Fine. I know, I know. It's probably poisoned. Just look at it before you decide not to eat it."

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

Ugh! FINE! I still don't want it tho!

[Dino_Follyradish1]

A box comes in through your window that is labeled:

LIFE THREATINING DONUTS

There is some tape on the box that is covering the warnings

THIS SIDE LEFT
THE OTHER SIDE INSIDE-OUT
FRAGILE
EXPLOSIVE
HARMFUL CHEMICALS
WAY TO MUCH SUGAR TO BE HEALTHY
DO NOT SUMBERGE IN WATER
DO NOT LIGHT ON FIRE
FLAMABLE
FREEZABLE
WATERPROOF
FIREPROOF
MAKE SURE TO SHAKE THE BOX 10 TIMES BEFORE USE
CHOCKING HAZARD OVERCOOKED PARTS NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE OFF ALL AGES
LONG LIVE PHILISTIA! AETHASIA
WHO PUT A SAMSON QUOTE THERE? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
HOW DARE YOU!
40 POUNDS
DID YOU KNOW THAT JOHN ACTUALLY THINKS THAT THE GREAT ENGINEER IS THE TRUE LEADER NOW?
I KNOW! TREASON!
HE IS IN CELL ROOM 47
BRO, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
I DIDN'T YOU DID!
WHO HAS THE MARKER IN HIS HANDS? YOU!
NO I DON'T!
YES YOU DO!

The extensive list ends here with several unreadable marks

There is one last warning on the bottom...

FOUR UNDER THE CITY
BRO, WOULD YOU QUIT QUOTEING ALREADY?
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL QOUTING!
YES IT IS!
NO IT ISN'T!

The argument continues, but it will not help you.

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

John believes now? That is great!
I shove the doughnuts in a corner and start reading a book i found about fog.

[Dino_Follyradish1]

The book has fog rot all over it.

Fog is great! It is the best fuel source in all of Aethasia! It was the original fuel source until the "Great Engineer" came along and got rid of it using his dreaded, sickl
y, poisonous, Aether.
The Emperor has fixed all of our problems! LONG LIVE EMEROR LUCKY!

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

I rewrite over the words.
Fog is bad! It is the worst fuel source in all Aethasia! Fog was the original feul source until the Great Engineer came along with his amazing life filled Aether.
The Great Engineer has fixed all our problems. LONG LIVE THE GREAT ENGINEER!

[Dino_Follyradish1]

The box of life threatening donuts catches on fire.

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

I will never trust him again!

[Dino_Follyradish1]

The whole box is in flames at thispoint.

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

I go over and throw it out the latch in my door.

[Dino_Follyradish1]

Someone trhrows it back in.

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

I throw it back out.
I have gloves on.

[Dino_Follyradish1]

Someone throws it back in and it hits your head.

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

ouch!
I become dizzy
I throw the box away and then i faint.

[Dino_Follyradish1]

You wake up an hour later.

You have a slight headache.

Oh yeah, and your cell is in flames!

[Sindra_Jingleburst]

Oh Great!
I search my pockets till i find my metal lock picks.
metal conducts heat so my hands were getting burned until FINALLY i unlocked it.
I run down the hall to Johns room and let him free.
COME ON!

[Dino_Follyradish1]

"What? Huh? WHAT IS HAPPENING CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN? WHY DO I SMELL SMOKE!? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? WHERE ARE WE GOING???"