The Grammar Police

[Iliara_Mustardtop]

(I have to correct your grammer...)

And I have to correct yours...
Grammar

[Jones_Elderview]

And I must correct yours....

Nah, you're fine!

[Timothy_Dancecape]

"I like cooking my family and cute animals."

USE COMMAS. DON'T BE A PSYCHO

"I like cooking, my family, and cute animals."

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

You forgot the period after "psycho".

[Jacoby_Elderfun1]

The last few posts in this topic are golden.

I remember the amount of misteaks I made a couple years ago. You wouldn't catch me making them now.

[Mr_A8]

i neether

[Elizabeth_Newroad]

knot meh ether to. i beter at speling

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

Respect grammar, punctuation, and spelling, @Mr_A8 and @Elizabeth_Newroad. This is your last official notice from the Grammar Police. Your next offense will be met with a punishment. You have been warned.

_{For legal reasons I am mostly joking.}

[Timothy_Dancecape]

comas save lives

excuse me, how can a coma save a life?

[Creel_Lenslook]

Let’s eat grandma.

Let’s eat, grandma.

Comas save lives.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

I'm going to have a heart attack.

[Spector_Otterquill]

I'm going to have a heart, attack.

Who's attack?

[Elizabeth_Newroad]

Oh, I’m sory. Won’t hapen again.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

Who's attack?

Faking grammatical errors is a federal offense, sir.

Oh, I’m sory. Won’t hapen again.

To my fellow @Grammar_Police_Members, shall we have a meeting?

[Elizabeth_Newroad]

shall we have a meeting?

-grins-

That's the bestt yo cen do?

[Levi_Orangeburst]

comas save lives

I get this was a mistake, but as someone who knows a little bit about the medical process, comas have saved lives.

[Beckendorf_Direscope]

Not sarcasm or derogatory:

Do you know what a run-on sentence is? If you used shorter snetances to break up your paragraphs, they would be a lot easier to read.

[Jayhawk_Greencape]

I have been chastised for using them before.

I just had a great idea! What if all posts here had grammar errors? :0) JK... :0)