The Grammar Police

Peregrine_Appleclock 2019-10-20 18:49:08 UTC #886

Is she part of the grammar police? Because I thought we weren't supposed to correct people outside the police.

Nola_Applequill1 2019-10-21 02:32:15 UTC #887

You mean brackets inside of parentheses?

Hanna_Brassheart 2019-12-04 15:24:56 UTC #888

@Creel_Lenslook Are you, perchance, a member of the GP?

Creel_Lenslook 2019-12-04 15:26:35 UTC #889

The Grammer Police?

Creel_Lenslook 2019-12-04 15:29:21 UTC #890

sftdp I don't thinks so... I mean I try to use correct grammar but I don't know if I'm worthy of grammar police

Hanna_Brassheart 2019-12-04 15:38:30 UTC #891

Ok! No problem! Let us know if you're ever interested.

Creel_Lenslook 2019-12-04 15:48:32 UTC #892

I mean if y'all want to take me I'll totally join!

Lizzy_Ironcraft 2020-12-04 16:45:33 UTC #893

Hey, is this the word for read past tense (read?) spelled the same as read present tense?

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2020-12-04 16:50:11 UTC #894

Yep! Read (red) and Read (reed) are the same. The English language, ladies and gentlemen.

Lizzy_Ironcraft 2020-12-04 16:52:06 UTC #895

Thanks!

Confusing...

(Yay I got my likes back!!!)

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2020-12-04 17:03:32 UTC #896

One interesting thing...

I didn't say we should kill him.

Whichever word you emphasize gives the phrase a completely different meaning. I've seen a few other phrases that you can use, but this was the funniest IMO 🤣.

My favorites are:

I didn't say we should kill him.

I didn't say we should kill him.

Iliara_Mustardtop 2020-12-05 21:10:25 UTC #897

I didn’t say we should kill him...

That’s great!

Peregrine_Appleclock 2020-12-05 21:31:56 UTC #898

I didn't say we should kill him

This is fun

Smash_Cabletoaster1 2020-12-05 21:39:55 UTC #899

I didn't say we should kill him.
I love this

Joshua_Clunkysong 2020-12-10 13:19:25 UTC #900

Have elections. Ha ha!

Members' Union

Joshua_Clunkysong 2020-12-10 13:19:27 UTC #901

You said main join instead of may join. Ha ha, that kind of sound like a technical term!

Members' Union

Fulson_Ottercrash 2020-12-13 00:05:19 UTC #902

Let’s eat grandma
Let’s eat, grandma

comas save lives

Lizzy_Ironcraft 2020-12-13 00:22:34 UTC #903

LOL. (I found this on a website somewhere. )

I like cooking my husband and my children.
I like cooking, my husband, and my children.

Nautilus_Lightblast 2020-12-13 00:52:31 UTC #904

I'm pretty sure you mean commas save lives. It's ironic that I need to grammar police someone in the grammar police topic.

Fulson_Ottercrash 2020-12-13 17:11:23 UTC #905

I don’t want to talk about it