Well. . . wow. . . Hi guys. 
@Toren_Jumpspark I see what you're saying, haha. We can change it to 'promise' or something like that.
It was more for fun, than anything. But it also sums up what a Grammar Police officer will be doing, and how to conduct their behavior. . . Er-hem, at least I hope it does.
@Orangepiper welcome aboard, sah! I hope you enjoy your stay here. 