The Grammar Police

[Gloria_Oldenpinner]

Tsk, tsk, @Hans_Oddcraft, I'll have to write you a ticket! (JK )

[Rachel_Blackruin]

Vote for me as your Captain/Sheriff!
Although I suppose I am already Commander of the Inferno Team, that would make me two 'leaders' (not really leader) at once!
Well, @Hans_Oddcraft voted for me! (And I did). Although I believe he just voted for everyone...

Seriously?

Well, whether I win or lose I still have to go catch some grammar CRIMINALS! ()

[Cinnar_Ratchetloop]

I don't think I should go on my other two accounts and vote, because that would be slightly unfair...
Unless I vote for EVERYONE... XD

[Cinnar_Ratchetloop]

Sorry for double post.

I just voted the same people on this account with my other 2 accounts... is that okay?
I'm not sure...

[Emily_Purplebottle]

I’d like to join

[James_Maxfeather]

Can I join this group?

[Pig_Larkcape1]

Not

Can

"May I join this group?" Is the correct way @James_Maxfeather.

[James_Maxfeather]

Sorry!
By the way, I really don't like grammar!
(Not to be mean!)

[Cinnar_Ratchetloop]

Hey, it's okay. Do police like crimes? I didn't think so.

[Cinnar_Ratchetloop]

Sorry for double post.

I have some things to say...

@Xonos_Darkgrate1, we're tied
To all Grammar Officers: Please be sure to make complete sentences instead of leaving it not complete like this
And also... try not to be too harsh on the grammar of other people, because grammar can be a tough and confusing and I-don't-want-to-do-it thing...

[Gloria_Oldenpinner]

A-hem! Until further notice that you are officially a member of the grammar police, I'm not sure if you have the authority to correct spelling on this topic. However, you main join.

[Rachel_Blackruin]

Sorry!By the way, I really don't like grammar!(Not to be mean!)

Then I don't think you should be a grammar police... We correct grammar so...

[Gloria_Oldenpinner]

I have to agree with her. You're still my friend though, @James_Maxfeather!

[James_Maxfeather]

OK!
Sure thing @Rachel_Blackruin!

[Gloria_Oldenpinner]

Drum roll please!

I proudly announce @Xonos_Darkgrate1 as the captain of The Grammar Police!
Please recite this oath!

OATH:

This is my oath to the Grammar PoliceAnd to always keep it within peace.Prepositions and adverbs, periods, commasThey won't be too much like dramas.Taking a step further I won't offend anyoneBut grammar still matters, and shall be done.Conjunctions, interjections, question marks and exclamation marks,We will do good in grammar and be quick as sparks.This is my oath to the Grammar PoliceAnd may I keep it, forever and ever.

[Rachel_Blackruin]

Congrats @Xonos_Darkgrate1!

[Xonos_Darkgrate1]

(recites oath)
(gingerly places badge of CGP next to the others)

Thank you all. You won't be disappointed.

Xonos Darkgrate

[Rachel_Blackruin]

You won't be disappointed.

I hope not...

[James_Maxfeather]

May i join this group?
and my family usually corrects me for grammar, so I will let them check for what I post?
OK?

[Gloria_Oldenpinner]

I have a better idea! We'll train you in the ways of good grammar! Then you can become a Grammar Police Officer!