straightens back, raises right hand, clears throat...
"This is my oath to the Grammar Police
And to always keep it within peace.
Prepositions and adverbs, periods, commas
They won't be too much like dramas.
Taking a step further I won't offend anyone
But grammar still matters, and shall be done.
Conjunctions, interjections, question marks and exclamation marks,
We will do good in grammar and be quick as sparks.
This is my oath to the Grammar Police
And may I keep it, forever and ever."
Huh... Did you write that? It's pretty good!
So, I'm an officer...