DUN DUN DUNNN!!!!
Amid cheering and festivities outside the Grammar Police HQ, Hanna Brassheart appears with @Gloria_Oldenpinner in tow.
"Hello, Grammar Police officers!!" Hanna yells at the top of her voice. The crowd quiets a bit.
"Here, in front of this building, your home base, the center for justice in writing arts, you see a red ribbon. This ribbon holds you back from everything you desire as a Grammar Police officer. Words are important! They should be treated as such!"
The crowd cheers excitedly.
Hanna continues, "I present to you @Gloria_Oldenpinner, chief of the Grammar Police, to cut the ribbon and officially reopen Grammar Police HQ!!"
Hanna steps back. Crisply, Grammar Captain @Xonos_Darkgrate1 presents the ceremonial pair of golden scissors to Gloria, who takes them with a huge smile.
Gloria cuts the ribbon!!
GRAMMAR POLICE HQ IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN!