Me (speaking to myself after a long night of spying on people): All right, @Vytanni_Throttlenight. You asked to know about us, well, I will send you a top-secret file from our top-secret headquarters that hopefully will answer all, just not most, of your questions.
You hear someone knocking on your door, but when you open it, all you see is a piece of indestructible origami paper folded into a complex dragon shape...when you finally unfold it, use some grape juice to reveal a secret message, then utilize a mirror, a decoder, and a 1000 page detective notebook, this is what it reads:
Your interest in our little organization (the Awesome People Association, or APA) is quite welcome to us, and I will do my utmost to satisfy your curiosity.
One branch of the APA is the Fashion Police, another is the prestigious Outfit and Accessory Compatibility branch. We use those branches as a sort of cover for the other.... stuff....we do, which often involves explosions, surveillance resources, and even mind control. We have a lot of other classified....stuff....so that's all I'm allowed to say unless @Violet_Applehelp1, my boss, allows me to.
I also heard you identify yourself as being half-insane. GREAT!!! We need knowledgeable and exceptional people like you on our team. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go lurk in the shadows (you must know how to effectively lurk in the shadows to be part of the APA, unless you decide to work for someone else...which would be...unwise, if you ask me) goes to lurk in the shadows