Hey y’all! taps mic
Ey, it ain’t working. drops mic and pulls out megaphone
Hey y’all! You know me! It’s Iliara Mustardtop, your local crazy—I mean, expert Mega Drill dispatcher, enthusiastic de-fogger, and eggs-tastic cook! (Though I don’t cook eggs.) I’m running for president this month, and I need your votes! Etlo and I are falling behind in the race, but just a few votes could turn the tide. You can count on me to seek the best for Aethasians everywhere, resolving disputes and upholding the authority of the moderators. And surely you want your trusty Aethermatron as vice-president, my second-in-command and advisor during this uncertain time. Tomorrow is the last day to decide. So decide now. Vote for the Kid President Party!