1.What would you do if your meal jumped to life screaming 'MURDERER!'?
grab it, then rip it, then eat it still.
2.If aliens stole all of your milk, what would you do?
buy more milk
3.Say someone TP's your house, covers your car in post-it-notes, eggs your mailbox, and leaves a note saying... 'In your face, loser.'. How do you exact revenge?
call the police
4.What is your favorite combination of colors?
white and gold
5.You are forced to wear one color for the rest of the month. What is that color?
6.You get framed for pranking the principal. (Oohh, jam covering the inside of his car? That's got to hurt...) How do you stand up to the jerk who just blamed you?
tell the principal it was the jerk and point to the jam stains on him.
7.Time yourself. Create a whole story in one minute. Please, elaborate.
(i'll do that later)
8.How do you wind down after a rough day?
watch tv, shower, eat and talk on the forms
9.What is your honest reaction to seeing a roach in your bed?
stare at it, and try to think how it got in the house
10.What is your reaction to waking up with a lizard under the blankets with you. While your cat is trying to kill it. (This happened to me. Don't ask...)
move around rapidly, trying to figure out what is going on, roll off the bed then stand up. and stay out of the cats way.
11.Quick! Call the police! The strangest thing happened, they might not believe you... What just happened to make you call the police?
someone TP's my house