Might as well update this, since I'm back in yet another Role-Play.
Name: Matt Bonnetfolly
Nicknames/Aliases: Matty-boy (by Xonos); Crazybonnet (I think it was by Hanna);
Eye Color: Black
Hair: Black, but the style changes often since I almost never comb my hair.
Usual Attire: I don't remember the last time I checked, all I remember is I have the Flying L hat most of the time.
Usual Weapons: Anything. Plus my brain. Oh and don't forget my signature weapons!! Electrocuter Hammer! Glaciation Rifle! Blaze Pistols!
Personality: I'm crazy, just remember that. I'll mess with your mind, and then I'll mess with my mind, then I'll mess with yours again.
Hobbies: Messing with minds, messing with Aislinn's plans, messing with a chess board and chess pieces and my own personal endeavours.
Likes: Not for you to know, unless you've ever seen it being hinted at
Dislikes: Plans not working, being an underling
Fears: Changes from time to time
Allies: Anyone who I can profit from
Enemies: Anyone I dislike at the moment
Talents: Gossip always gets to my ears at some point, you want info, I have it. Markmanship? Ehh... not the best, but not the worst. My word is triple-A and plated in gold. I never turn back on a promise.
Weaknesses: Sometimes I have too elaborate plans, that I forget what to do next...
Secret Lair: I'll tell you how to get there, but don't even think about going there, because one wrong move and you'll be sliced up, or burnt, or squashed, or electrocuted, or something else.
1. Go to the Isle.
2. Find a secret tunnel behind a pile of rocks.
3. You'll come to two stairs. One goes up and another goes down. Go up. If you go down, you will be drowned in Nutella.
4. You'll come to another set of two stairs. One goes up and another goes down. Go up. If you go down, you will be squashed by a giant boot.
5. You'll come to yet another set of two stairs. One goes up and another goes down. Go down. If you go up, you will be sliced up by flying kitchen knives.
6. You'll come to more stairs. One goes up and another goes down. Go down. If you go up, you will be trapped in a white room with no exit.
7. You'll come to a fork in the path. Go left. If you go right, you will be attacked by killer butterflies.
8. You'll come to another fork in the path. Go right. If you go left, you will be transformed into a chicken.
9. You'll come to yet another fork in the path. Go left. If you go right, you will be blinded by the light of a thousand cameras.
10. You'll come to, yes, another fork in the path. Go right. If you go left, you will be dropped into a bottomless pit.
11. You'll come to a pair of doors. One's marked A. The other is marked B. Take B. If you take A, you will be run over by a stampede of gigantic mice.
12. More doors, this time take A. You don't want to know what happens if you take B.
13. You'll come to one final door. Enter the Password. The password is [HA! YOU DON'T KNOW! ONLY I KNOW!] If you get the password wrong, you will be electrocuted.