Yep, losing, pain, and misery is more my thing.
Miss_S logs into the Aetherlight forums
Miss_S: Oh look! A politics topic! Politics are about killing people and deciding who gets to live and who gets to die! Also about people who are living miserable lives and have to be rescued by the Government, and those rescuers are miserable and also die. YES! This is totally up my ally - subscribed!
Miss_S: Oh look, a debate topic. This will allow me to relieve human misery by listening to it and providing Scriptural explanations for it. YEEESSSS!!! This is the best forum ever!!!!
Everyone else: Close that topic and ban Miss_S.
Miss_S: pulls out guitar I knew this was going to happen. Isn't pain and misery so much fun?
Hans: No, winning is better.
Warriorheart: I am going to beat Hans in chess!
Miss_S: This is insane! Why would you ever want to do that?
Everyone else: You're insane!
Miss_S: I guess I am.