Random Role-Play 2!

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2021-10-21 19:55:15 UTC #1818

A plumber? Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Jones_Elderview 2021-10-21 19:58:07 UTC #1819

She has a point. You should go "Yeehoo!" And jump on her head. No wrench needed. lol

Danyul_Braziervest 2021-10-21 20:51:44 UTC #1820

Wait till you feel a blast of cold freezing water on your face. And if you're not careful.... There may be something in that water that neutralizes you.

Besides, you have to resort to close up combat to neutralize your opponents. Like... stabbing is it? How cruel. I can't believe "upstanding" Imperials stoop so low. Does the Empire not have our best interests at heart? Does the Empire not protect its citizens from harm? Are you not a supporter of true justice?

Don't tell me you like to poison people with fog. gasp Isn't there a Fog Gauntlet you want to use against poor, orphan innocents? How dare you hope for a weapon like that!

Elijah_Overcape 2021-10-21 20:55:24 UTC #1821

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elijah then falls off the cliff he was sitting on before he heard that......

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2021-10-21 21:53:09 UTC #1822

That is to laugh. You do realize you are breaking the law, right? We don't do these things to normal citizens. Only to people like you, who are breaking the law. Fog is not poisoning, for goodness sake listen to the machines. Fog Empowers Us.

A sly smile cracks from my lips.

I guess if the majority of you rebels are orphans, then yes.

Eerie_Coppernight 2021-10-22 01:19:33 UTC #1823

Rises up from the march behind you on my Hydra named Marion.

I'm sorry, dearie, what were you saying?

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2021-10-22 01:32:43 UTC #1824

I said that I'm not going to have mercy on those who break the law.

Eerie_Coppernight 2021-10-22 02:31:34 UTC #1825

The heads circle you menacingly.

Darling, when someone asks you what you just said, they are not making an inquiry, they are giving you a chance to retract your statement.

Levi_Orangeburst 2021-10-22 02:43:04 UTC #1826

Steps out from wall.

Maybe she didn't want to retract it. I look down at the ground with a smirk

Elijah_Overcape 2021-10-22 03:41:39 UTC #1827

I stick my head out of the sand and gasp for air.

[insert large hacking cough here]

"Wow, what a rush" I say with a big grin on my face, "Now where is......."

I come face-to-face with the Hydra.......

"Um.......does anyone have a extra-large shock collar I could barrow"?

Before anyone could answer.......(or stop me from making that mistake)........

The Hydra heaves one of it's massive heads in my direction sending me flying into the rocky cliffside.

"Good thing immortality is abundant in RRPing otherwise that might have hurt" I said with crushed ribs.

Next thing I know I'm under twenty feet of sand.......

"THAT IS WHY I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MYTHOLOGY" I screamed out loud.

And all they heard was "TMMMMPH SIS WMPHY I HAMPUH A POMIMBM WIFH MMOLLOJEY".

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2021-10-22 05:06:00 UTC #1828

Oh? Why didn't you say so. Well, surprise, I'm not doing that. And I should really be heading out... Toodles.

Throws fog bomb and disappears into the night

Cody_Ironpiper 2021-10-22 13:37:46 UTC #1829

You'll change your tune when, your plumbing breaks down and, raw sewage floods your apartment. Then you'll just be begging for @Danyul_Braziervest, to come help ya out.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

All ya KOTOR fans are happy now.

Danyul_Braziervest 2021-10-22 16:32:35 UTC #1830

reacting quickly to the fog bomb, I roll my body quickly to the exploding bomb, and coming up on one knee, pull out my water pistol and spray my aetherized water to neutralize the foggy smoke

sigh I shout after her within her earshot as she RUNS away after thinking to myself 'Coward'

"When will you learn that having power in the Empire's name is not worth causing heartache, harm, and hopelessness? Also, I am not a rebel. I just choose my battles according to my moral code, and right now madam, you are on the wrong side."

"Keep watching over your shoulder, lady...."

Titan_Candleburst 2021-11-09 05:48:26 UTC #1831

tugs the uncomfortable cuffs of my suit down, maskless in a fog-proof dome

Someone stole my baby chicken and I want it back. You have twenty four hours to find it or I put on my original outfit and mask to burn down aethasia.

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2021-11-09 06:16:35 UTC #1832

You are worried about a baby chicken when we have baby croissant dragons? Really? Speaking of the dragons, I bet Stephen or Ran ate the chicken, I've been seeing them eyeing it for a while now.

Plus, you should be asleep at this hour, bro.

Elizabeth_Newroad 2021-11-09 13:04:41 UTC #1833

-tucks the chick a little closer under my coat and backs away into some forgotten topic-

Titan_Candleburst 2021-11-09 21:06:54 UTC #1834

To be quite frankly honest, this may be the case.

Though they do not look quite… full enough to have eaten a baby chicken.

-stares pointedly at croissant dragons-

Lilliana_Umbrellascope 2021-11-10 02:25:38 UTC #1835

Well, it could be a terrible birthday, but I mean, how can you compare pastry dragons to chickens? I mean, we could get a cat if you are really that sad.

Ethan_Burnkeep 2021-11-10 14:52:23 UTC #1836

~walks in room~
IF IT'S A BIRTHDAY WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS! AND WHY WHY WHY are you thinking about getting a cat? PAH! I would prefer a hyper giraffe

Ethan_Burnkeep 2021-11-11 16:11:22 UTC #1837

i'm a businessman
~opens side of tuxedo coat~
(phone cases in side pockets)
want any? 10 bucks a case but I'll be happy to negotiate