I stick my head out of the sand and gasp for air.
[insert large hacking cough here]
"Wow, what a rush" I say with a big grin on my face, "Now where is......."
I come face-to-face with the Hydra.......
"Um.......does anyone have a extra-large shock collar I could barrow"?
Before anyone could answer.......(or stop me from making that mistake)........
The Hydra heaves one of it's massive heads in my direction sending me flying into the rocky cliffside.
"Good thing immortality is abundant in RRPing otherwise that might have hurt" I said with crushed ribs.
Next thing I know I'm under twenty feet of sand.......
"THAT IS WHY I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MYTHOLOGY" I screamed out loud.
And all they heard was "TMMMMPH SIS WMPHY I HAMPUH A POMIMBM WIFH MMOLLOJEY".