"You've left me no choice."
-summons ketchup chip dragon-
Says the girl who eats pizza pringles. - _ -
puts on Endersteel armor
feeds it Aetheritos and watches it suffer
Pizza Pringles are basically Cheese Pringles just slightly better
Ketchup is a condiment not a chip flavor
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Thou art a cruel man, Sir Darthmaul. I even had a name for her.
-grabs a bottle of ketchup and dumps it on Lilliana-
This is what you get when you insult my taste in chips.
"No, Mineth soul beith a mysteriousith and professionalith soulith."
"Not so! Thou art cruel. I shall never forgive thee!"
"Listenith hereith missith. Iith havth no ideaith of howith to speakith old englishith. So mightith we pleaseith stopith?
Stop, you can. Have my permission, you do.
Thanks. Thanks a lot. excuse me while I do something evil and violent
"Ok, thank you."
teleports behind you and dumps a bucket of Ketchup on you
"Do you still like ketchup? Here let me add some chips."
dumps a bag of Lays chips
Ahhh... I see. You want to play it this way huh?
-grabs a mega huge megaphone and yells in Dath's ear-
"Oh, I'm sorry, was that too loud?"
grabs a bunch of Aetherito bags behind Jacoby's head.
"Nope, thanks for the reminder! Come on, I'm about to send to some messages to some friends of mine. Thanks for organizing this! You get extra Aetheritos from me!"
-raises an eyebrow and burns the Aetheritos with a flamethrower I happen to have in my back pocket-
"Three, two one..."
snaps my fingers and then bags of Aetheritos rains from the sky.
"Oh look. All my friends are here."
A bunch of people arrive to the scene
"Go on, eat some."
"EAT! EAT! EAT!" My friends chant.
-grabs an extra huge flamethrower and burns every single bag of Aetheritos in the whole galaxy-
I start to laugh
"You never know when to admit defeat, do you? Accept your fate and turn to the dark side."
-flips through papers-
Oops, sorry, wrong line.
"Ketchup chips will reign!"