I walk into Random Role Play with a sign. It read: 'RRP ' "I formally protest the use of this topic!" I shouted to everyone inside. "It is just too random, and we don't need this on our forum! Stop now, and join Imperial Views, instead!" My fist shot into the air. A few seconds passed, and I was pretty sure I heard crickets.
"Just kidding," I shouted again, pulling out a top-of-the-line pringle machine-gun. "Come and get some!"