Suddenly, an enormous airship descends from above the clouds, revealing the gigantic emblazoned "R" on the side.
A rope falls from the ship, and a man in a mech suit slides down.
"Aight, guys, I've got the next verse." Roguecog says as a drum set falls from the sky with comical speed, sending sand flying from the beach as Roguecog sits inside the crater at the indestructible drum set, drumming out a beat with his sticks as he sings.
We don't know, what he did
But we're down with Captain Kidd
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat Captain Crunch
We don't smoke
We don't chew
We watch Captain Kangaroo!
Suddenly, Caleb jumps up from playing his organ, singing the next verse off-key.
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've never painted daisies
On a big red rubber ball
Both Nautilus and Roguecog shake their heads, hammering out the backbeat as Caleb continues singing.
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
After a moment of silence, the entirety of the RRP2ing forumers erupt into singing the final chorus on one voice:
We're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
