Random Role-Play 2!

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Walks through the RRP2 Mall, shopping for Christmas presents, browsing the shelves containing everything from Aardvark pets, bizarre contraptions, devices of egregiousness, and fine grapes.

Ponders what everybody would like best as I walk down the alphabetically-organized aisles.

"Hmmm..."

Pulls out list of names for who I am planning on gifting presents this year.

Stops in the middle of the "Rhymes" section, and gazes out over the aisles which seem to go on for miles.

"So many options, such little time..."

[Miss_S11]

u 2 are doing so good on this story! its so fun to read.

oh and what is ur fav song? i forgot to ask.

and happy winter!

[Jayhawk_Greencape]

Heard from two isles over...

"Gold garland... Great Gold Garland... Greg Goose's Great Gold Garland... Why are there so many 'G' words on this isle?!?"

(Also, I'm impressed that you guys went so long without violence! :0) )

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Replies to Miss. S:

"I'm afraid asking me what my favorite song is was futile, as I simply cannot choose one."

Turns to Jayhawk.

"I'm surprised as well. Also, it's not an island. It's the Garish Gaggle of Goats' headquarters, where they hold the annual rhyme-a-thon in their alphabetically categorized supermarket."

(hopefully) future game!

well it turns out the fish-goat is really a coward and so im just gonna beef up on him and hes gonna get scared and cry like a baby then imma be aww its okay dont cry buddy im not gonna hurt you i just wanna be friends then hes gonna be tame

Watches as Caleb beefs up on the fish-goat by smacking him with raw steaks.

"You're not being very tender with him."
_{Beef pun go brrrr}

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Slides roleplaying piece over the Boomtown chess board, sending Moonshine into the fray once more, as the bishop that is Moonshine confronts Eerie's Crystal, a castle.

"@Eerie_Coppernight, your move."

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Sidesteps the bishop with the rook.

"Et tu, Nautilus."

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Slides knight into position.

"Check, Mademoiselle Coppernight."

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Takes knight with queen.

Thank you, you've given me exactly what I wanted.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Ponders board while making a remark, accented by an arch of an eyebrow.

"Hmm, your recent post in Boomtown says otherwise..."

Retaliates by castling, sending Eerie's king in dire straits indeed, forced to stay in one line of the board by two enemy castles.

"En garde, Eerie."

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Notices you've unwisely kept your king behind a wall of pawns. Moves queen into position.

"Bold of you to assume you knew what I wanted."

"Check and mate."

[Miss_S11]

honestly me too! lol!!

[Miss_S11]

hey do you guys no what "Ee-ile" is from?

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

(hopefully) future game!

there is a problem with that plan: the goat is not a coward, and is very, very angry. also, when trying to get close to the goat, it spits a tidal wave of frigid sea water at you. this is no normal goat. it is a massive automaton goat. would you like to rethink your strategy?

(hopefully) future game!

dangitthats unfortunateplan b, lets fix the copper petal anD GET OUTTA HERE!

Me who's swimming.

"Aight, have fun with that, bruvs. I'm just chillin-"

Gets swallowed by giant fish-goat.

"NEVERMIND."

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

What book are you reading?

bunny in a basket

What book are you reading?

Ok! thanks!

Calm narrator's voice:

"And here we see the start of yet another wild outbreak of bunny emojis, which take over the entirety of the Aetherlight forums, their natural habitat, every six months or so. Eventually, the cascade of bunnies will recede, but for now..."

The screen fades to black as the Bunny Song plays in the background.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Turns on a boom box blasting the Bald Bunny Song at an unnecessary volume.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

vibes to the ridiculous music and out of touch lyrics
but the unnecessary volumes are always necessary

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Cringes at the sound.

"Even I don't put music that loud in my earphones."

Places anti-sound earmuffs on.

Hears absolutely nothing, a first for mankind.

"Beautiful."

Sits and watches the sunset serenely.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

youre like mom she hates when i play it loud

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Doesn't hear Caleb because noise canceling earmuffs work especially against trolling little brothers.

"Ah, ignorance truly is bliss."

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

stampedes into your room singing very loudly

YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH, YOUR TONGUE FELL OUT, IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE GROUND