Random Role-Play 2!

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

Alright, well, I'm sure there's something else we could do that doesn't require me losing to a Rogue Cog.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

"You're darn right I'm a Rogue Cog! Not a Bad Fitting, not a Screw Loose, a Rogue Cog."

Chuckles at my own joke like a weirdo.

"Aight then, bro, what you want to do?"

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

I want to listen to music in the office. :p I'm afraid that's about the only thing I can think of that you're not going to beat me at, bro.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Groans frustratedly.

"Ugh, but that's so boring. Nautilus never lets me listen to any of the music I like. You sure you don't want to have like- an eating contest or something?"

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

grins menacingly
Would the winner be the fastest eater, the one who can eat the most, or BOTH? (❁´◡`❁)

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Chuckles darkly.

"Both, and whoever throws up first is automatically disqualified."

Uses the Infinity Gauntlet to snap multitudes of delicious food into existence.

"Ready, set, go!"

Starts frantically shoving food into my mouth, chewing the bare minimum before quickly swallowing, guzzling down large amounts of orange juice to wash the food down, then repeating the cycle again, and again, and again.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

I may be skinny, but the doctor says I got a high metabolism.
shoves a whole steak in my mouth

You-'re... go-ing smak smack DOWN!
I say between chews

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

"Funny, because I've got an incredibly high metabolism as well, in addition to a love of physical exercise."

Runs on treadmill while eating pie.

_{I know you weren't there to see this, but I literally just ran a mile in between my second-to-last post and your second-to-last post XD}

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

plays violin while sucking down water with a straw

I can exercise too, breh.

loads a tennis ball shooter up with food then hops on freeskates and skates around it while playing violin and catching food in my mouth

DABS

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

"Ah yes, the tennis ball shooter and skateboard-violin technique."

Grins.

"A worthy opponent at last. I see your tennis-skateboard-violin and raise you one-"

Rips off mech suit to reveal tuxedo underneath.

"WINNING A 1v5 GAME OF DODGEBALL WHILE IN A SUIT!!!"

Flosses and evades the dodgeballs being thrown at me while inhaling Pop-Tarts.

_{No joke, this actually happened IRL to me when I was a kid XD (minus the Pop-Tarts, and the tuxedo was a regular black suit, and I wasn't flossing because that didn't even exist at the time lol)}

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

freezes
...
a hamburger hits me in the side of the head

Not a skateboard, Nautilus. FREE SKATES!

dodges food for a moment to say

Yes, I remember that, it never happened, remember, brother? Nice suit by the way. I call dibs on it when you grow out.

glances towards Johns room and smirks, then goes over to the tennis ball shooter and points the cannon straight up in the air

AHHH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! Today's forecast, SUNNY WITH A 100% CHANCE OF SUPREME PIZZA!

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Shrugs whilst eating.

"Man, you're always using so many technical skating techniques, you can't expect me to keep track of all of them."

Smirks at Caleb's jab at the dodgeball game.

"Bruv, just because you're jealous you didn't get to go to that Christmas party because you weren't interested in taking martial arts doesn't mean you need to call me a liar I have the videotape to prove it actually did happen, not that it matters anyway "

"Also, don't think I didn't notice the subliminal message of calling me a kid. Boi imma crush you in this contest and it will taste so sweet."

Chows down on vanilla ice cream.

"Sweeter than even this ice cream!"

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

C'mon man, you know FREE SKATING isn't a technique, I've been riding them for literally a year and you've never seen them? It's not a skateboard, it's totally different!
groans
Whatever, you're not into skating.

pops open a sprite

Gimme some o' that 'nilla ice cream, breh.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Stares at Caleb's Sprite in disbelief.

"Bruh, you know how Nautilus feels about you eating unhealthy food and drinks."

Breaks into a mischievous smile.

"Luckily, hE's nOt hEre, so drink up!"

Yeets a container of coconut milk vanilla ice cream at Caleb.

Pops open a jug of prune juice and guzzles it down.

[Ethan_Burnkeep]

appears beside nautilus from flaming portal

"Hey Guys............I'm back"

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

"Um, Caleb, for your own sanity, I suggest you leave this realm-"

Ethan is instantly crowded by hundreds of different multiverse versions of Nautilus all fighting for his attention at once.

"the Nauti-verse, before things get a bit too much for you to process."

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

WOOOO! The party is ON!
catches jug of ice-cream with my face and licks it clean, then juggles a few oranges around before hurling them at Rogucog

"For the ScUrVy" I say a little dazed

OOC, Nautilus Only

_{(Let's end this with both of us with our arms around each others shoulder staggering around like drunk men cuz we ate so much. Neither of us wins or loses, it's perfect!)}

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Is starting to turn a bit green in the face from all the eating, and sees Caleb's expression mirroring mine.

"I'm still gonna win though... urp."

Slowly slides a veggie dog into my mouth.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

_SFTDP

OOC, for Caleb's eyes only (and any good-intented mods, of course):

_{Agreed XD}

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

Nooooo I'M going to wIn O_O

licks popsicle
looks at popsicle
goes to lick it again then stops

shrugs and bites the whole thing off the stick

SeE? I'm WINNinG

:S