"Indeed it isn't, but I would hardly call it culinary." Takes the cup and tosses it flawlessly into the nearest trash can. "Give me a vanilla scone with a cup of lemon tea any day over a cup of sawdust"
(I have never participated in this roleplay or any similar ones before, this is fun.)
Not even... PIZZA PRINGLES?!
Is visibly shocked and confused why you won't accept my pringles
eats pizza prngles
"You dare refuse Pizza Pringles from the Pizza Pringle Princess?!"
Shrugs. "Yes. I don't eat anything chemically engineered, repurposed, or anything that once lived." (True story.)
Call me the co-creator of Aetheritos. (thanks Jacoby)
(What might Aetheritos be?)
At this point, I simply do not question anything that happens in Random Role Play.
"These are pure Pizza Pringles! I suggest you not refuse them in the presence of their Princess!"
How about Mac and Cheese with peas? (true story, I love them, I almost don't like mac n cheese without them)
"I can't offer anything other than the glorious Pizza Pringles."
muches Pizza Pringles
Puts on an apologetic face. "Terribly sorry, but I must not heed your advice. I cannot eat your "Pizza Pringles"."
snaps pizza prings out of existence. (i think you remember this,)
"I am, Iron man.
Then you have declared war on the Pizza Pringle Supreme!!!
munches Pizza Pringles vengefully
No. No. No. No. I will not partake in this again
continues eating pizza pringles
"Ugh."brings out gyro
"*And I'm going down swinging, if I go down,"
snaps all the times I can
. . . Stop that.
"Alright then, how about Inevitable?"
Was that a Tobymac Elements reference?
Sighs in frustration, then proceeds to speak. "War on pringles. Are you sure you want to keep eating those? I am fairly positive that whatever is in those so called "Pizza Pringles" is causing a genetically engineered meltdown. (A.K.A., sugar overload.)"
Of course. What else?
'Cause, I'm in my bag, for the beginner, I give you a clap EY EY
Yes. Yes it was. Sighs
"Pizza Pringles are the purest of forms and you dare deny them from the daughter of the creator!!?!! You have chosen war!!!"
eats pizza pringles
Call me the leader of the Mycellium resistance. Or Pringle Resistance.