Random Role-Play 2!

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Ponders board while making a remark, accented by an arch of an eyebrow.

"Hmm, your recent post in Boomtown says otherwise..."

Retaliates by castling, sending Eerie's king in dire straits indeed, forced to stay in one line of the board by two enemy castles.

"En garde, Eerie."

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Notices you've unwisely kept your king behind a wall of pawns. Moves queen into position.

"Bold of you to assume you knew what I wanted."

"Check and mate."

[Miss_S11]

honestly me too! lol!!

[Miss_S11]

hey do you guys no what "Ee-ile" is from?

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

(hopefully) future game!

there is a problem with that plan: the goat is not a coward, and is very, very angry. also, when trying to get close to the goat, it spits a tidal wave of frigid sea water at you. this is no normal goat. it is a massive automaton goat. would you like to rethink your strategy?

(hopefully) future game!

dangitthats unfortunateplan b, lets fix the copper petal anD GET OUTTA HERE!

Me who's swimming.

"Aight, have fun with that, bruvs. I'm just chillin-"

Gets swallowed by giant fish-goat.

"NEVERMIND."

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

What book are you reading?

bunny in a basket

What book are you reading?

Ok! thanks!

Calm narrator's voice:

"And here we see the start of yet another wild outbreak of bunny emojis, which take over the entirety of the Aetherlight forums, their natural habitat, every six months or so. Eventually, the cascade of bunnies will recede, but for now..."

The screen fades to black as the Bunny Song plays in the background.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Turns on a boom box blasting the Bald Bunny Song at an unnecessary volume.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

vibes to the ridiculous music and out of touch lyrics
but the unnecessary volumes are always necessary

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Cringes at the sound.

"Even I don't put music that loud in my earphones."

Places anti-sound earmuffs on.

Hears absolutely nothing, a first for mankind.

"Beautiful."

Sits and watches the sunset serenely.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

youre like mom she hates when i play it loud

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Doesn't hear Caleb because noise canceling earmuffs work especially against trolling little brothers.

"Ah, ignorance truly is bliss."

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

stampedes into your room singing very loudly

YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH, YOUR TONGUE FELL OUT, IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE GROUND

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Nearly has a heart attack, but doesn't because I was forewarned by the vibrations of Caleb's stomps.

"You know what, I don't even want to know what you are singing. So there."

_{That was the longest half an hour of no internet in my life XD}

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

BUT NOW, YOU'LL NEVER DROWN. YOU CAN'T, YOU GOT NO MOUTH. SO IT AIN'T ALL BAD NOW

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Grimaces.

Whacks Caleb with the Ban Hammer, and watches as he stutters, then blips out of existence, locked into the discarded Game Boy lying on the floor.

"Have fun with that."

Smiles and watches the sunset once more.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

is still singing at the top of my lungs

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOUUU MAKES YOU UGLY. LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS AT LEAST IT GAVE YOU SOMETHING

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Takes Ban Hammer to play a game of croquet with automaton heads.

[Miss_P4]

Spies on everyone from my tree

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

dont just spectate! come keep me company in this gameboy im trapped in i dont know you but come sing with me!

OHHKAY! SO IF I BREAK MY FACE, AND I DON'T LOOK SO GREAT, MY FACE IS JUST MYYYY FAAACE!

[Miss_P4]

Picks up gameboy
Hmm looks like Super Mario bros....
Hops in
"Hi caleb! You're making all this stuff up about breaking your face, right? If you want me to sing... Could it be Veggietales? I'm gonna sing about anybody's broken face...
And I know we can make it through this game! We should see what our Aethesian weapons can do against Mario's enemies!"