Random Role-Play 2!

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

Nooooo I'M going to wIn O_O

licks popsicle
looks at popsicle
goes to lick it again then stops

shrugs and bites the whole thing off the stick

SeE? I'm WINNinG

:S

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Opens what looks like a can of Raviola, but realizes too late it's actually a tin of expired sardines, before retching once and tossing the can far, far away.

"Bruv I'm gonna be sick... urp."

Participates in an impromptu staring contest with Caleb, with each one of us hoping the other doesn't make a barfing face.

Unfortunately, we both accidentally make sickly faces at the same time, and run for the nearest bathrooms.

Horrible sounds of pure misery are heard from inside, until both Caleb and Roguecog emerge, each supporting the other with their arms draped over the other's shoulders, drunkenly staggering out of the bathrooms as they regret their rash decisions.

"I think... urp... it's a tie... urp." Roguecog says, holding his belly with one arm.

"Agreed... urp." Caleb replies as he holds his fist over his mouth momentarily, quickly recovers from a near-puke moment, before both of the newly-coronated bros-for-life stagger in a north-western direction towards Nautilus' office, too sickly to remember the portal device in Roguecog's pocket.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

_SFTDP

After Roguecog said goodbye to Caleb and returned to the phone booth outside Nautilus' office (still looking a bit sickly), Nautilus emerges from the phone booth and enters his office, sat in his armchair, and proceeds to slowly doze off to sleep before being jolted awake after realizing something:

He has now entered the Top 3 Most Frequent Posters in the RRP2 topic.
_{Technoblade voice: we win theeeese!}

Nods once in near-acknowledgement to this achievement, then picks up a manilla file, slowly falling back asleep once more as the words on the sheaf of white pages dance and swim until Nautilus finally succumbs to his weariness and closes his eyes once more...

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~Finite~

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_{Yes I'm still going to roleplay in RRP2, I must uphold my title lol, it just felt right to end the post this way.}

[Mr_Q]

Sneaks up on Nautilus and plants a potato in his hat.

[Levi_Orangeburst]

Sneaks up on Nautilus and plants a potato in his head.

Mr. Potato Head.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Sits in my armchair, alone in my office, pondering the complexities of life over a massive bowl of coconut-milk yogurt, with my earphones streaming music directly into my brain.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Has since finished bowl of coconut yogurt and moved on to raspberry tarts, still listening to music alone in my office, with headphones on.

Browses my files for something interesting to read, and settles upon File 1's latest roleplay, which I proceed to devour for the next hour or so.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Is still desperately trying to lure someone into interacting with me as I read my files in the solitary confinement of my office.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Skims the files over your shoulder.

I would hazard a guess as to your other subjects, but it wouldn't be a hazard for me.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Smiles.

"Oh really? Please, be my guest."

[Eerie_Coppernight]

@Julie_Martin, @Jekyll_Jarfix, @Hyde_Dreadline, and others I once called friends.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Arches an eyebrow.

"Very good guesses, but unfortunately, all wrong. I knew @Julie_Martin back in the day and have caught up on her previous posts. Jekyll and Hyde are interesting, but are low priority on my reading list for now."

"As for "others you once called friends", you are correct, but I shall not specify as to who, seeing as these guessing games are much more fun than just plain telling the answer, don't you agree?"

(OOC: Of course, if you'd prefer a straight answer, just say the word, and I'll give it to you.)

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Takes a seat on a nearby sofa.

I would prefer a straight answer as the subject concerns people I cared about very deeply.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

"@Erik_Deruin, @Poe_Darkshine, @Draven_Eldercraft, @Unknown_Northlance, @Mr_F3 are the curious individuals I have been researching as of late."

Shakes head sadly.

"Fine fellows, they were, and I wish I could've had the honor to meet them. But sadly, those ahead of their time are the first to go."

[Eerie_Coppernight]

I can tell you about all of them, curiously enough. Poe and Unknown are characters of Draven, and I don't think he'd mind me telling you since he's not around these forums anymore as far as I can tell. Mr. F3, or Faetrix Burnspark, came, saw, and unleashed more havoc than anyone before or since. Erik was a character of Vytanni and a good friend of mine, though you already knew that.

Sips tea

I can't help but think that this investigation stems from more than mere curiosity. Raises a quizzical eyebrow I have a theory, but it is one I admittedly do not like.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Smiles at this information.

"Some I knew, some I didn't, but I thank you for the information, nonetheless."

Smirks.

"If you have a theory, please, share with me. I'm all ears."

[Eerie_Coppernight]

I'll wait until our games get working again and tell you there.

[Mr_Q]

See's @Nautilus_Lightblast has not seen the potato in his hat as I plant another one in his pocket be for fading away.

[Ephes_Eldercape]

I roll my janitor’s cart by the skate park and wonder what smell I have discovered. I approach to investigate and loose my shoe in a pile of old ice cream

[Jayhawk_Greencape]

The pile of old, crunchy ice cream waddles off muttering about gas prices.