"I wouldn't want a free win, but if nobody else is running I guess I'll have to take it-"
Reaches for the "Members President" Trophy when Caleb interjects.
Mumbles in disbelief.
"No, don't pit me against my own brother, not to mention the one person who has compiled the most compromising data on me than any other person on the forums!"
Screams skyward in frustration.
"Why must you do this to me, Caleb?!"