Random Role-Play 2!

[Jayhawk_Greencape]

Ooh! Good Idea!

[Levi_Orangeburst]

@Lilliana_Umbrellascope, the fog has finally affected me. It has woven itself into the very fabric of my clothing.
I cannot turn back from here, please, assign me a rank in the Imperial Army.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uhm. Hmm. Lieutenant, and you can work yourself up welcome to the army my friend, and here's as promised, Cookies and Pringles!

[Levi_Orangeburst]

Lieutenant, and you can work yourself up

Thank you, ma'am!

Cookies and Pringles!

There is no time for eating, I must fulfill my duties.

[Beckendorf_Direscope]

-Sits down on a rocking chair on a cliff in front of a beautiful sunset-

"Does anyone remember when we actually used to put effort into role-playing here?"

From here on is highly recommended.

Random Role-Play 2!

[Elijah_Overcape]

After his like cannon ran out of ammunition @Elijah_Overcape cowers behind his barricade.
Hours go by, nothing nothing at all, not a single like.
He sighs picks up his cannon....and gets hit square in the face.
By not one, not two, but 34 likes from @Jessie_Dearsnap!!!!!!!
He ducks behind his cover and starts to reload his cannon.
Oh you've done it now Jessie he thinks to himself when he realizes something...

HE'S OUT OF LIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Using the tactics from Vault he runs of and tackles Jessie with no more posts to stop her.
The two roll around in likes until a lone masked figure appeared.

They both gasp, it was the king of the foolery...

The kid that struck again...

it was none other than @Jacoby_Elderfun1.
He ran into the room guns o' blazen, no-one could get away, no-one could run for cover.
The likes came so fast you couldn't see them, they where coming form all directions you couldn't hear them.
Jessie somehow got away, but it didn't matter Elijah got hit enough for the two of them.
At the same time Jacoby came, he left, having defended his title.
Yes, friends Elijah got pranked by the king of April fools.

-but not in April for those of you who like reason.

Hold on this just in, @Abigail_Eggsong has just been spam-liked.
Witnesses report lots of spamming and lots o' likes.
As detectives flood the scene one thing is for certain...The Kid Strikes Again.

[Jessie_Dearsnap]

Now for Jessie's side of the story.

@Jessie_Dearsnap spots @Elijah_Overcape cowering behind a barricade. She smirks and thinks, "he can't stay behind there forever", so she lies in wait until he thinks all is safe. Elijah finally decides nothing exciting it going to happen, and gets up to leave. Jessie takes this chance to fire her likes straight towards him. She fires them as fast as she can, oh shoot ... 31 posts and where's the other 3??? Elijah sees this as his chance to get revenge, and Jess braces herself for the impact, but alas, Elijah is out of likes...
In the blink of an eye @Lilliana_Umbrellascope slides in and hands Jess the last 3 pieces of ammo (bless her foggy imperial heart) and Jessie fires them at Elijah. Then Elijah tackles Jess to the ground when he sees that her ammo is gone (seriously dude, you gotta make some more posts lol).
As they are wrestling, a mystery man appears... wait...nope, that's @Jacoby_Elderfun1, nevermind. He comes in and starts firing the likes at Elijah. So Jess rolls out of the way, and gets to high ground where she can watch the showdown... Jacoby mercilessly fires upon Elijah and Elijah hollers at Jess as to why she would do such a thing and then allow Jacoby to come in and finish the job for her. She just grins and cackles evilly.
Finally, Jacoby runs out of his ammo for Elijah, and Jess slides down to where poor, stunned Elijah lay... oh look! Elijah hands her some more ammunition to fire at him! How nice of him! She fires a couple more likes before she helps him up. Then pats him on the back and says "that was fun! You fought bravely."
Then they both glance down the ally and see Jacoby firing upon @Abigail_Eggsong now! Jess smirks because she beat Jacoby to her, just the day before.

Who shall Jess's next victims be?... in the distance she sees @Ephes_Eldercape and @Danyul_Braziervest ... poor, unsuspecting souls... little do they know what is about to hit them..

[Ephes_Eldercape]

@Ephes_Eldercape was walking along. Minding his own business, not really paying attention because of deep thoughts about the meaning of Pringles etc. when suddenly a barrage of likes smacked him out of no where coming from the direction of @Jessie_Dearsnap and occasionally @Elijah_Overcape! After a moment of tripping and diving for cover he poked up his head to see @Danyul_Braziervest nearby and also in the line of fire. “Well sir, should we defendeth ourselves?” He shouts over the mayhem.

[Danyul_Braziervest]

I run over to @Ephes_Eldercape where the likes shots only intensify, my snipers being @Jessie_Dearsnap and @Levi_Orangeburst. "@Elijah_Overcape too?! Come on! Let's get into this sewer hole cover!!" Ephes and I use our umbrella canes to defend ourselves from the barrage of likes, and Ephes lifts up the cover, and I jump into it. I turn back to open my umbrella cane again, while Ephes jumps in.

I quickly let down the cover. Ephes lights a match, lights his miner's helmet. "So, who should our target be?" wonders Ephes. I replied, using my squawky harmonica, "We DeFiNiTeLY NeeD To TaRGeT ouR SNiPeRS! JeSSie FiRST, THeN eLiJaH, THeN LeVi!" Ephes and I then sneak away through the sewers to plot our surprise likes.

[Levi_Orangeburst]

runs wildly through the streets looking for Danyul and Ephes

*-gives up and starts walking away-

[Jessie_Dearsnap]

cough, cough!
Jessie slowly emerges from the ash and stubble of the explosion of likes, slightly dazed... Wow.. cough... that was... intense... What happened??
Last she remembered, yeah... maybe she had fired first... on a couple people. Notice a COUPLE people... not an army! Next thing she knew, she was cornered and a whole army started firing at her!
Somehow she made it out alive... how that happened, she may never know. She got shot with 13 from @Jacoby_Elderfun1, 10 from @Lizzy_ironcraft, 163 from @Danyul_Braziervest and his accomplice @Mr_P3, 49 from @Mr_E2 (someone's accomplice?) 38 from @Ephes_Eldercape and his accomplice @Ben_Cobbleloop, and 162 from @Elijah_Overcape. That's a total of 435 bullet likes! Sheesh, she only gets a ration of 120 likes a day folks!
But, then Jess remembers... she has 5 more accomplices. (yes, I have 6 accounts people... don't judge)... So, she decides it's time to go get the cavalry. She straightens up, brushes the pink ashes off her clothes and starts heading towards her HQ, almost tripping on a stone. What do you expect to happen after someone gets shot 435 times?? They're bound to be a bit unsteady. She regains her composure and then cackles evilly A war has begun, my friends... a war has begun.

[Elijah_Overcape]

She walks toward her HQ, still unsteady, she hobbles to the door and gasps.
"Elijah" she screams, "What are you doing here"?
She looks left then right "What did you do to them"?
Elijah could feel the anger build up within her.
"Relax Jess, their fine, I've got them tracking Danyul" he said with a smirk.
She stands up, grabs his shirt, and then slaps him, kicks him, and then gives him a mouth full of likes.
"Thank you" she said looking down at Elijah with a grin.
"No problem" he said while trying to get up (now he was the dizzy one).
"I've been here trying to track him, we had him for a moment but then, someone helped him get into the sewers".
"And we lost him, your clones are down there right now looking for him and they have found somthing".
She looks at him and smiles, "well done Elijah well done indeed".
Having refilled their weapons with likes, they walked to the door.
Ready for the battle yet to come....
Yes, this war is just getting started.

[Danyul_Braziervest]

I called up my friend, Petyr Greendust, to help me fire likes at just @Jessie_Dearsnap. We successfully and mercilessly liked her. On the way back to safety, we got attacked!

@Elijah_Overcape liked me 96 times, @Jessie_Dearsnap fired a few shots with 14, @Elizabeth_Newroad liked me 13 times, while the mysterious @Poorrubble liked me 14 times.

After crawling, due to our injuries, our way into the the backdoor of the honey shop in the Business District, Petyr and I were able to rest for a few moments. We start plotting our next moves.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

I watched the proceedings from the roof of a clocktower.

"What a lovely row there seems to be down there."

I executed a beautiful swan dive off the clocktower and into a nearby canal. The water bubbled for a bit, then bubbled more. The bubbling became fiercer until it was a foaming, white, whirlpool. From the center arose the twelve heads of a hydra, each neck adorned with a unique, jeweled, collar. A roar of many tones ranging from bass to falsetto echoed through the air. I sat on one of the heads with a red riding crop in one hand and a set of sapphire-studded reins in the other.

"I think our friends could use a little help, Marion."

The head below me hissed in agreement as the rest of the massive body trundled out of the canal.

[Elijah_Overcape]

Takes a break from the like war to....

Watch Eerie ride what I assume is some kind of eel...

[Eerie_Coppernight]

A hydra is a many-headed sort of dragon for those who do not know. It has no wings, but it swims as it is an aquatic sort of monster. They usually inhabit swamps.

Mine is named Marion, for the Swamp Fox. He has a proud pedigree as he is descended from the same hydra slain by Hercules. At least, that is what he claims. I don't know the truth of it since I couldn't quite make out the writings in the temple where he claimed to be hatched.

[Danyul_Braziervest]

Petyr signed to me that he heard a very. LOUD. ROAR outside.

I signed back to him, "A monster? No way there's one here!" disbelieving him.

I put both hands near my head, flat palms facing each other and move them forward simultaneously.

focus

He put his right hand with his fingers splayed out, with his thumb touching his chest. fine!

I chuckle in delight, looking over our plans.

[Elijah_Overcape]

Looks at the eel with sharp teeth "ok.......sure".

[Micah_Wellpride]

_{*Drinking coffee looking at the crazy people from my porch}

[Elizabeth_Newroad]

-is shot at by @Ephes_Eldercape with 10 likes and retreats back to NML-

“I shall get you back for this.”