Heh, heh, heh...
I woke up this morning and I lay in my bed for a second... luxuriating in Sunday. But then I realized, CHURCH! So I got up and check the clock. 9:00!?!? Why didn't my mom wake me up? We're going to be late!
I ran downstairs and looked all over for my mom. I couldn't find her in her normal chair, and she wasn't in the kitchen, or upstairs. I started wondering if the rapture had happened....
Eventually I decided she had gone outside for some reason and would be back soon, so I started making breakfast. We were out of milk, so I had to go down to the basement to get some. I opened the door and the light was on! My mom had been down there the whole time! I said, "Are we going to church?!"
She replied, "Yeah, what time is it?"
She looked startled for a moment, and then looked down at her iPad. "No, it's 8:00"
Her: "Daylight savings ended."