Now, now. Let us not go on a ranting spree, dear Jacoby. Who knows?? Maybe... some sweet, innocent little child had his hand in this? looks up into the skies and whistles
One day, on a beautiful October day seven years ago, when I was still a tiny child, I looked up into the dreamy sky and thought, "Wouldn't it be wonderful to have snow? Yeah, sure, it's still October, but... who cares!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I shall pray for an early Christmas present...."
And so I prayed, particularly for it to happen on a weekend.
And so it came, particularly on the weekend, particularly on a Saturday.
The little child became so overjoyed that... she decided to tell everyone at church the next day of the miraculous October miracle! But, that next day, everyone blamed her for all the snow they had to shovel!!! 
Cunningly, the little girl explained it wasn't her fault. It was only God's early little Christmas present to her. If they had a problem, they had to take it up with God. 
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹.
