cue Miss_S tripping over herself and falling flat on her nose
Roller-blading is one of those things I think is totally cool in theory, but whenever I actually get out my skates, knee pads, elbow pads, and wrist guards, and spend several minutes bending my knees in proper skating position and trying to crack my skates and nervously skating around my yard which includes several steep hills of terror - the coolness wears off quickly. Time to put those things away for another six months. Yikes.