I just realized... I share initials with @Mr_P4. You know, the April Fools Day joke, Punchinello. his tag says Pinnochio, but he called himself Punchinello... so is he a wimick (I can't spell) or a... wooden boy? Or is he actually Pistachio??
I basically watched it happen...The part where Mr_P4's "sister" and "friend's accounts" played a part. Apparently the whole thing was a joke by @Jacoby_Elderfun1. It was fun to read.
I don't even know why I'm posting this... I should do something more productive... No no no, don't start talking like an adult!
So yeah, I'm looking forward to this year's April Fools.