Random Anything - Take FOUR?!

[Silverclaw_Bonnetfolly1]

Nah I good. Thanks though

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

I _{feel so alone}

[Silverclaw_Bonnetfolly1]

You can come over to the light side. We can have all of that food too. Besides, with the light you get to receive eternal salvation

[Eerie_Coppernight]

We have pizza pringles too and chocolates, even the darkest of chocolate, chocolate as black as our soul

Eyes my vast stockpile of exquisite imported chocolates, limited edition pringles, and chocolate so dark you can't see it in the shadows, and gummies you probably didn't know existed.

You'll have to do better than that.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

You can come over to the light side.

Too many rules. Too boring. As an Imperial I can do whatever I want

You'll have to do better than that.

I mean I'm satisfied with what I have, and if I ever wanted anything of yours, I can always steal it

[#]PerksOfBeingAnImperial

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Too many rules. Too boring. As an Imperial I can do whatever I want

Almost snorts at that remark. As long as you don't do anything the Empire doesn't approve of.

I mean I'm satisfied with what I have, and if I ever wanted anything of yours, I can always steal it

[#]PerksOfBeingAnImperial

Thinks of my extensive security system that the Empire couldn't replicate in a thousand years. Don't make me laugh.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

Pff, I'm Lucky's right hand. I can do anything.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Except anything truly useful.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

Name one thing I can't do. That is, things I would want to do. I have no interest of parading with your band of misfits

[Eerie_Coppernight]

All right then. Begins to read off a list.

• Sincerely admit your own inadequacy.

• Speak openly about the failure of the Empire to quench the Aethasian Underground Economy.

• Ask Zaul Grimm about his health with reference to his prosthetics.

• Criticize a superior officer.

• Call Baron Fairrow fat.

Shall I continue?

[Rex_Blackdash]

Please do!

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Ahem

• Make a visit to the Fogworks without calling ahead.

• Use Baron Fairrows hat as a target for a game of ring toss while it is still on his head.

• Snatch Cassandra's spectacles out of her hand.

• Proclaim that the Scarlet Man is superior to Lucky in every way.

• Destroy a propaganda machine.

• Publicly profess to be a friend of a known Resistor.

• Tweak Zaul Grimm's nose.

• Point out to Baron Fairrow the poor design of his grease monkeys.

• Call Victoria LeRoque a little girl.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

• What inadequacy?

• How are we failing? I mean who's still co trolling Aethasia?

• I can do so.

• I am The Supeior Officer.

• Pff, he hears that everyday, from everyone

• Cassandra and I are old friends, I can do so at anytime.

• Oh that was fun! He didn't enjoy it, but I did.

• My friend needs to see, I'm not cruel. Though she has gifted me a pair of my own, they are quite handy.

• Why would I ever do that? Yes I'm evil but that doesn't mean I Lie.

• Why would I want to do that? It spreads the truth.

• I don't associate with criminals.

• I wouldn't even want to touch it in the first place.

• Oh he's aware. He's just too proud to change anything.

• Victoria trembles in my presence.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

• What inadequacy?

I knew you couldn't do it.

How are we failing? I mean who's still co trolling Aethasia?

Then why are there people who use cogs instead of Imperial sovereigns?

• I am The Superior Officer.

You're not Lucky's right hand and we both know it.

• Why would I ever do that? Yes I'm evil but that doesn't mean I Lie.

I knew you couldn't do that either.

• Cassandra and I are old friends, I can do so at anytime.

Yes, but have you ever done it with a tour of the facilites.

• My friend needs to see, I'm not cruel. Though she has gifted me a pair of my own, they are quite handy.

Not all the time.

• I don't associate with criminals.

Can't do that either, eh?

• I wouldn't even want to touch it in the first place.

I dare you.

• Victoria trembles in my presence.

I thought you said you didn't lie.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

Then why are there people who use cogs instead of Imperial sovereigns?

We are searching and arresting those who do.

You're not Lucky's right hand and we both know it.

Who says? A rebel? That isn't in the Imperial Army?

Yes, but have you ever done it with a tour of the facilites.

I can drop in at anytime for any reason. And there is a thing said about politeness, dear.

Can't do that either, eh?

Not so much as can't it's more of the fact that I don't want to associate with them

I dare you.

sighs Fine. I'll be right back.

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It was greasy... or maybe slimy... or both... and I never want to that again. Shivers, washes hands

I thought you said you didn't lie.

I don't. And I didn't.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

We are searching and arresting those who do.

It's taking an awfully long time.

I can drop in at anytime for any reason. And there is a thing said about politeness, dear.

Touche

Who says? A rebel? That isn't in the Imperial Army?

Says someone with enough inside intelligence to know when mockery is called for.

Not so much as can't it's more of the fact that I don't want to associate with them

What would happen if you did?

It was greasy... or maybe slimy... or both... and I never want to that again. Shivers, washes hands

watches the Lashers come rolling over the hill with a smirk. Well, it was nice knowing you. Have fun in the Imperial Asylum for the Dangerously Insane.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

It's taking an awfully long time.

We have more problems than you, darling. Running a government is costly and takes time.

What would happen if you did?

I can easily justify anything I do.

Well, it was nice knowing you. Have fun in the Imperial Asylum for the Dangerously Insane.

Right, thanks for reminding me. I wanted to make sure your room is properly set up. I'll see you soon!

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Sooner than you might think, my affectionate enemy. Vanishes in a swirl of smoke. Only after I'm gone and the Lasher's arrive do you notice that your control gauntlet is missing.

[Jones_Elderview]

we’re part of the resistance

@Lilliana_Umbrellascope no! shhhhhhhh. lol

Join me, be an Imperial

Aw, I knew you'd say something! LOL

alone

Awww...maybe if you joined the resistance...they wouldn't keep their distance, and if you don't like my persistence, than call for assistance. LOL why did I do that?

I'm Lucky's right hand. I can do anything.

IDK, what id he is left handed. Ya know, people use to think that left handed people had demons in them, so it'd fit Lucky.

[Miss_E3]

@caleb_Larkmagnet1
I love your outfit!