Quotes- Any quotes

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

"I don't read my cue cards. I ad-lib my way through life. It turns out funnier that way."

-Me when I'm told that I "missed my cue" during a conversation of any sort.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

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my brain simply melts in my head

doesnt sound like a simple problem to me

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

You're a

simple problem

to me.

[Josiah_Ironcraft1]

Some bide once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed

[Beth_Applemine]

_{she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead}
Why do I even know that song..... CURSE YE SHREK!!

[Logan_Brokenspark]

Hey now your an all star get your game on go play!

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

When I was young, I always thought the third and fourth lines of that song were offensive (still do, actually), so I changed it to "So I read a lot of books and worked on my looks and now I've got a bigger forehead".

I still sing it that way to this day XD

[Logan_Brokenspark]

Bro that works perfectly!

[Miss_P4]

This is a real conversation (as best as I remember it) that happened a few days ago, featuring me, my mom, and my brother.
Candlericket: Why can't we get a coo coo clock?
Mom: Too much money for to much annoyance
Candlericket: Really? How much?
Me: Two copper cans too much. I have plenty of tin cans, I just can't find any more copper cans. So I can't craft the coo coo clock hat.
Mom: Which game is that from?
Me: The Aetherlight
Mom: Oh.
end of conversation

[Eerie_Coppernight]

"I hate a barnacle as no man ever did before."

~Charles Darwin

This quote has been brought to you by Madly Out of Context of Nothing Better To Do Enterprises.

[Beckendorf_Direscope]

Are you looking for new hires?

[Josiah_Ironcraft1]

I’m willing to apply as well

[Eerie_Coppernight]

In the words of Junior Asparagus, "I guess there's nothing better to do."

[Dino_Follyradish1]

Bob: So Junior, what are you going to do?
Junior; I'm going to call the police.
Bob: No!

[Spector_Otterquill]

I wonder if saying "Monster in the Closet" will get my in trouble nowadays.

[Ephes_Eldercape]

“Who was the youngest Jackson?” - Mr. Lunt.

[Dino_Follyradish1]

What was that from?

[Ephes_Eldercape]

Ester, the Girl Who Became Queen.

[Ephes_Eldercape]

SFTDP. If I quoted right. That’s how I remember it.

[Dino_Follyradish1]

Oh, okay. I'll have to check.