Okay, so here's a collection of quotes. 99.9999 percent of them are Avalata's and the rest are mine.
takes a deep breath
Cookie package: Do not eat raw cookie dough! Me: Nods understandingly as I eat the raw cookie dough
The longest five seconds in anyoneâs life is waiting to press the âSkip Adâ button on YouTube.
I donât care if I canât sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.
too hot -blanket off- too cold -blanket back on- hot again -sticks foot out of blanket- hears creepy noise -sticks foot back in-
âDonât worry, the spider is smaller.â âYeah⌠So is a grenade.â
Hand sanitizerâhelping you discover the cuts you never knew you had.
That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasnât for you.
When you know something doesnât fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else.
That awkward moment where thereâs a hair in your mouth and you canât find it so youâre just grabbing your tongue in public.
The real definition of âNevermindâ is âYou shouldâve listened the first time.â
Dropping a shampoo bottle in the shower is one of the most terrifying moments in life.
I didnât trip and fall; I tackled the floor, and I believe I was winning.
Most of the time, when youâre crying nobody notices your tears. When youâre worried nobody feels your pain. When youâre happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one timeâŚ.
Whew!