Quotes- Any quotes

[Elizabeth_Newroad]

Right back at you, your highness.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Oh no, it's much more fun to keep her alive. Once you break your toys, you can't play with them anymore.

[Lilliana_Umbrellascope]

Ooooooh, torture. Now that is a fun game.

[Emily_Purplebottle]

I, as a moderator, kindly requests that a conversation on stabbing, however innocent it may sound, please be halted.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

As you wish, dear Emily.

[Micah_Wellpride]

“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” — Leia Organa

[Elizabeth_Newroad]

Okay, so here's a collection of quotes. 99.9999 percent of them are Avalata's and the rest are mine.

takes a deep breath

Cookie package: Do not eat raw cookie dough! Me: Nods understandingly as I eat the raw cookie dough

The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.

I don’t care if I can’t sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.

too hot -blanket off- too cold -blanket back on- hot again -sticks foot out of blanket- hears creepy noise -sticks foot back in-

“Don’t worry, the spider is smaller.” “Yeah… So is a grenade.”

Hand sanitizer—helping you discover the cuts you never knew you had.

That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn’t for you.

When you know something doesn’t fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else.

That awkward moment where there’s a hair in your mouth and you can’t find it so you’re just grabbing your tongue in public.

The real definition of “Nevermind” is “You should’ve listened the first time.”

Dropping a shampoo bottle in the shower is one of the most terrifying moments in life.

I didn’t trip and fall; I tackled the floor, and I believe I was winning.

Most of the time, when you’re crying nobody notices your tears. When you’re worried nobody feels your pain. When you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time….

_Whew!

[Caleb_Maxbridge]

Those are extremely relevant to me, like almost all of them are.

[Hanna_Brassheart]

“Christians have no duty to obey the illegal demands of government officials. They have the duty to obey authority.” —Michael Farris