Okay, so here's a collection of quotes. 99.9999 percent of them are Avalata's and the rest are mine.
takes a deep breath
Cookie package: Do not eat raw cookie dough! Me: Nods understandingly as I eat the raw cookie dough
The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
I don’t care if I can’t sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.
too hot -blanket off- too cold -blanket back on- hot again -sticks foot out of blanket- hears creepy noise -sticks foot back in-
“Don’t worry, the spider is smaller.” “Yeah… So is a grenade.”
Hand sanitizer—helping you discover the cuts you never knew you had.
That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn’t for you.
When you know something doesn’t fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else.
That awkward moment where there’s a hair in your mouth and you can’t find it so you’re just grabbing your tongue in public.
The real definition of “Nevermind” is “You should’ve listened the first time.”
Dropping a shampoo bottle in the shower is one of the most terrifying moments in life.
I didn’t trip and fall; I tackled the floor, and I believe I was winning.
Most of the time, when you’re crying nobody notices your tears. When you’re worried nobody feels your pain. When you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time….