Chuck Norris counted to infinity. TWICE.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago. The Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.
Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
(My sister made this last one up:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?