Think about fairy goth.... flowers, rainbows, flight, happiness / darkness, storms, non-conformist, moody..... Seriously? Bi-polar much? Spectrum of emotions, yes, but extremes do not mix well.
The only one that really seemed to fit the most, was the ESTP: Werewolf jock. But even an ESTP would scratch their heads at that.
Me thinks I do NOT protest too much