Parodies! Hopefully on Aetherlight

[Eerie_Coppernight]

This one is a parody of "Fear Not This Night" by Clamivi De Profundis

Fear Not the Fog

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Fear not this fog though it obscures the way
Fear not the storm though the sky might be gray

The clock tower rings the noonday chime
But it might as well be midnight
The sky overhead is dark
And the wind is bitter and chill
Sunbeams, moon, and starlight
Seem but a distant memory
Most folks lock their shutters tight
Against the cold and the dampness

Fear not this fog though it obscures the way
Fear not the storm though the sky might be gray
For we still carry a light
That will shine even in darkest night
Even this trouble shall pass
Every storm shall pass

Fog comes with bitter scent
Us to disorient

Noises echo through the street
Of automatons on patrol
Their optics gleaming through the fog
Like sinister, deadly, lights
Green fog blocks off every sign
Of a friend who might come to rescue you
No friendly sight is seen
Save the soft gleam of Aether

Fear not this fog though it obscures the way
Fear not the storm though the sky might be gray
Fear not this fog though it obscures the way
Fear not the storm though the sky might be gray
For we still carry a light
That will shine even in darkest night
Even this trouble shall pass
Every storm shall pass

[Eerie_Coppernight]

This one is a small token of my appreciation for the Aetherlight crew and what they are doing. It is also for my fellow Resistors who have kept this dream alive. It is a parody of "Never Enough" from The Greatest Showman.

For Aethasia

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I never thought this could be
Never thought that I
Could have found this way to fly
Aether sparked a dream in me
And the flame still grows
I can feel it shimmering

Oh, my friends
Do you too hold this flame
Because without you

All the words so full of fire
All the victories won from the Empire
Would all be for naught
Would all be for naught
All I have done and all I will do
Will you be there to see me through?
Or is it all for naught
Is it all for naught?
Or not

For Aethasia
For Aethasia
For the Scarlet Man, my friends
For Aethasia
For Aethasia
For Aethasia
For the Aetherlight, my friends

All the words so full of fire
All the victories won from the Empire
Would all be for naught
Would all be for naught
All I have done and all I will do
Will you be there to see me through?
Or is it all for naught
Is it all for naught?
Or not

For Aethasia
For Aethasia
For the Scarlet Man, my friends
For Aethasia
For our friendships
For Aethasia
For adventure
For Aethasia
For the Aetherlight, my friends

My friends

[Eerie_Coppernight]

This is a parody of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People.

For a Newbie

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Newbie
Are you tired or lost
I say, Newbie
Autos making you cross
Get up, Newbie
I know you've just been tossed
But you've come to just the right place

Newbie
We're here to help you out
That's right, Newbie
When you're mind fills with doubt
We're here, Newbie
Just come give us a shout
And we'll get you back on your feet

It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
You can just say "hello"
You can get help with quests
You can hang out as our guest
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
We will meet you in-game
Give you help when you're down
Or we could just hang around

Newbie
Is there something you need?
We'll help, Newbie
Somewhere you need to be?
We're here, Newbie
We'll answer every plea
But there's something we must tell you

Newbie
Resisting can be tough
That's right, Newbie
Sometimes autos are rough
But know, Newbie
You're made of better stuff
You can whip them all with practice

It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
You can just say "hello"
You can get help with quests
You can hang out as our guest
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
We will meet you in-game
Give you help when you're down
Or we could just hang around

Newbie
We were all once like you
That's right, Newbie
Didn't know what to do
You know, Newbie
Some day you will come through
And you'll find your place among us

Newbie
No one's ever alone
Not you, Newbie
No matter where you've flown
You're here, Newbie
No longer on your own
And we'd love to help you with life

It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
You can just say "hello"
You can get help with quests
You can hang out as our guest
Aetherlight gang
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
Newbie, Newbie, we can help you along
Newbie, Newbie, we can help you be strong

Aetherlight gang
It's fun to hang with the
Aetherlight gang
Newbie, Newbie, do you need anything
Newbie, Newbie, where is your gun aiming
Aetherlight gang
You'll find help with the
Aetherlight gang
Newbie, Newbie, we were all once like you
Newbie, Newbie, didn't know what to do
Aetherlight gang
Come and hang with the
Aetherlight gang
Newbie, Newbie, resistance is a team
Newbie, Newbie, what is your special dream

[Peregrine_Appleclock]

This is stellar.

[Hanna_Brassheart]

HA HA Why do I imagine @Julie_Martin singing that like every day? That’s epic. And I loved the other ones; the first one was comforting and the second one a song of perseverance. Lovely work.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

@Hanna_Brassheart, @Peregrine_Appleclock, you have no idea how happy I am that you like these.

What of the others, do you like those?

[Peregrine_Appleclock]

Yeah, they're cool! I can tell you put a lot of effort into them.
(Sorry I didn't reply sooner. I have no excuse.)

On another note, I would love to see someone do a "Don't Stop Believin'" parody. (If someone's already done that let me know hahah)

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Anyone who has read my memoirs will better understand this song. The tune is an old song called "Black Fox".

Moonlie's Chase

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Victoria was out a-hunting
On the Snowmoors one evening
The automatons at her command
Made the air with echoes ring

She was searching for the Resistance
But had still found nothing yet
All day she had scowered the ice and snow
'Till the sun had long since set

She shrieked with great frustration
And her voice was sharp with spite
"If so much as one of their pets ran by,"
"I'd chase all through the night"

And there leaped up from a snowbank
A vixen of moonbeam white
One foreleg was of Aether-tech
And her eyes shone violet bright

And they chased her over the rocks
And they chased her over the field
And they chased her towards the Great Engine
But she simply would not yield

A lady stepped through the doorway
Clad in royal blue and black
Though Victoria sent the automatons
It did not turn her back

The vixen stood by the lady's side
Who smiled in the moonlight
She called to the autofficer
As Victoria's face turned white

"Well chased, my eager huntress."
"Pray, call us soon again."
"That you may never want for a fox"
"To race through the snowy glen"

"So, when you're tired and angry,"
"You already know my name"
"And rest assured you will have from us"
"The best of sport and game"

And Victoria stared in wonder
Then her face turned red with rage
She stepped forward to arrest the one
Who dared cause this outrage

But a band of bold Resistors
Each armed and ready to fight
Stepped out of darkened doorway
And stood in the moonlight

"Well chased, my eager huntress."
"Pray, call us soon again."
"That you may never want for a fox"
"To race through the snowy glen"

"So, when you're tired and angry,"
"You already know my name"
"And rest assured you will have from us"
"The best of sport and game"

"Well chased, my eager huntress."
"Pray, call us soon again."
"That you may never want for a fox"
"To race through the snowy glen"

[Eerie_Coppernight]

If you know my sense of loathing towards the person who calls himself "Emperor", you will not be at all surprised by this parody to the tune of "The Phony King of England" from Disney's Robin Hood.

The Phony, Foggy, Emperor

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There shall be such rhymes
Of these crazy times
A hundred years from now
Of merry, bold resistors
And how they refused to bow
The Scarlet Man commands us
And the Aether gives us pluck
While we undo the labors
Of that good-for-nothing Luck
When bells of victory are rung
When stories are told and songs are sung
They'll call him the phony, foggy, emperor

A pox on the phony, foggy, emperor

He has gray hair
And a massive chair
And thinks he's the big cheese
A tiny twit
Who isn't fit
To hear our Savior sneeze
And he goes all to pieces
When things do not go his way
Then to bed goes he
With a pink blankie
Because he cannot rule today
We'll never refer to him as "the great"
This wicked fellow that we hate
A pox on that phony, foggy, emperor

Oh, he hunts us to distraction
And he cheats us of our rest
And all the while, he digresses
About how he knows best
Ah, but while there is a resistor
Anywhere in this land
We'll keep the fight
Through day and night
And foil what he's planned
And just when the jerk-face thinks he's won
The Scarlet Man will make him run
The wheezy and uneasy phony emperor

Sniveling, snorting,
Measly, weasly,
Blabbering, jabbering,
Plundering, plotting,
Wheeling, dealing,
Lucky the phony, foggy, emperor

[Eerie_Coppernight]

This is a parody of "They Seek Him Here" from The Scarlet Pimpernel musical. I've been wanting to make a song for the Warfalcon for some time. @Siege_Throttlequill, I hope you enjoy it.

The Warfalcon

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They hunt him here
They hunt him there
Those autos hunt him everywhere
Is he on the ground
Or is he in the sky
Oh, where does the Warfalcon fly

He messes with official investigation
Leading them on quite the chase
Putting automatons out of action
What an ace

They hunt him here
They hunt him there
Those autos hunt him everywhere
Where does he come from
Could he be an ally
Oh, where does the Warfalcon fly

They hunt him here
They hunt him there
Those autos hunt him everywhere

Oh, Falcie, how the Empire would love you
Merely to hang up your wings
Instead of swooping out of the blue
And doing things

They hunt him here
They hunt him there
The urchins hunt him everywhere

He gives the Empire endless headaches
Almost more than they can stand
He delays with every document he takes
What they've planned

They hunt him here
They hunt him there
Those autos hunt him everywhere
Is he on the ground
Or is he in the sky
Oh, where does the Warfalcon fly

[Eerie_Coppernight]

This is one I probably should have written a long time ago. It is for @Lightscape_Ironwalker; a parody of A Lulluby for a Princess.

A Lament for a Lost Friend
______

Time heals all wounds, but the ache lingers on
Oh, why did you leave us this way
Blame never belongs to one side alone
No matter what happened that day

So out from Aethasia, I'll send you a song
To let you know I love you still
Whatever you do and whatever you say
I love you and I always will

Once did a teacher shine bright as the sun
His knowledge respected by all
He seemed to grow proud of his glorious self
Forgetting that pride oft goes before a fall

When his views were challenged, no matter who did it
His fiery passion awoke
He left the place where he was once so revered
And refused to return despite the hearts that he broke

Then one reached out in the hope that she might
Understand better what went wrong
She only wished to heal the pain that was caused
And the interaction stretched rather long

But then she saw fully that he was not completely
Blameless as he believed
So she tried to make him see another viewpoint
And ended up failing though rather relieved

Lullay, dear Lightscape
Wherever you are
Know you are still in my prayer
May this tearful lullaby reach you somehow
And hopefully show you I care
Though you have been wronged in terrible ways
You too have caused sorrow in kind
Lightscape, I love you with agape love
Whatever you think in your mind
Please, forgive us if we've been unkind

I too have known exile
I too have been wronged
But we must learn to forgive
Lest pain is prolonged
May this, like all shadows
Swiftly pass, I pray
I love you
I miss you
Where'er you are today

May your future be bright and fair
Always in the Scarlet Man's care
Remember you're human
Like us all
We all have made our own mistakes
And still stand tall

My friend
My friend
My friend

If someone could get this to him, that would be appreciated.

[Dathmaul_Crinklegadget]

I would just like to say a parody of The Elements by Tobymac will be up soon I hope

[Dathmaul_Crinklegadget]

I know this is kinda bad but I wanna post it anyway. Sorry @Eerie_Coppernight I know this is kinda coping your never enough parody.

For Aethasia

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I live a hard life
it can get me so sore
But this, is worth fighting for
I get my gyro
The breakers gotta follow
I always know there might not be a tomorrow
Take a breath, and I exhale slow
I wasn’t made for this kinda cold
This aint the kinda place you wanna know
But it’ll be worth it I’m telling you bro
This place, it’ll be paradise
This place, it’ll be on your device
My journey has gotten me so far
And lucky keeps trying to tear my family apart!

But I’ll fight for Aethesia
I’ll fight for Aethesia
I got friends and family
I won’t be anymore lonely
I’ll fight for Aethesia

And imma going down swinging
If I go down
Imma going down swinging
If I go down

This is our new home
But with all this fog
Automatons everywhere
You start to doubt what this for
I feel the cold and it’s starting to show
They try to defeat us defeat us
Make us wanna give in
And Luckys behind all of this
Zaul tries to fight but he won’t tear me apart
Even Emily has joined this cause!

But I’ll fight for Aethesia
I’ll fight for Aethesia
I got friends and family
I won’t be anymore lonely
I’ll fight for Aethesia

And imma going down swinging
If I go down
Imma going down swinging
If I go down

Let’s go!
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia

Scarlet man help me see what this is
This aint normal
What we’re up against
These automatons push me through the door
This is what I mean about getting sore
If I’m not careful
To recognize what is pushing in
Open these eyes to these autos
Stand up and rise to these autos
I’m willing to fight
Willing to fight
For Aethesia

For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia

For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia
For Aethesia

(Yes I did do all of the repetition of Tobymac saying The Elements in the song)
I liked doing this a lot so I just did another one. It's The Other Side from The Greatest Showman. Also, the - C, -B and - U aren't part of the song. Its just to show you who's talking. C stands for Crinklegadget who is trying to recruit U, who is Umbrella scope. B means both.

The True Aethesia

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“Right here, Right now
I put the offer out
You can join this amazing cause
You fight with me
And I can make you free
From all this fog and autos
So trade your typical
For something wonderful
And if it’s rough
Live life rough
You can play it sensible
A king of Conventional
Or you can risk it all and see”- C

“Don’t you wanna see what the
True Aethesia looks like
And I got what you need
So come with me and take the ride
To No Mans’ Landing
So you can do like you do
Or you can do like me
Live without these robot controlling your every move
Oh man don’t you wanna see the sights
Living free from Lucky” - C

“Okay Aethesian you wanna get me in
But I have to tell that it just won’t happen
So I admire you
And that whole thing you do
You're onto something
Really it’s something
But I wanna live free of fear
No running from any big robots
I’ll have to leave that up to you” - U

“Don’t you know that I’m okay
With this Aethesia that I’m in
‘Cause I got what I need and I don’t wanna take the ride
To No Mans’ Landing
So you can fight with Jefferson
I get to fight with Zaul Grimm
Us Autofficer are best under Lucky
Oh man can't you see glorious fog
Don’t need to see Aethesia without it” - U

“Is this really how you wanna spend your days
Littering
Blaming innocent urchins”- C

“If I was mixed up with you I’d be the talk of the town
Disgraced and Disowned
Another one of the clowns”- U

“I was once an Autofficer: Dathmaul Crinklegadget
Then I knew about this thing to resist Lucky
It’s really exciting and thrilling
Stopping anymore evil from lurking
Now that's a deal that seems worth taking
But I’ll have to leave that up to you…”- C

“Well it’s intriguing but to go will cost you greatly
So what weapon first I will be taking” - U

“Fair enough you’d wanna piece of all the action
I’ll give a brand new Hammer”- C

“I wasn’t born this morning riveter pistols would be just fine” - U

“Why don’t you ask for the rifle with the 85” - C

“Flintlock sniper” - U

“Water Rifle” - C

“Wrench Hammer” - U

“Ice Rifle”- C

“Gyroscopic hammer” - U

ONLY IN MOVIE SONG

“Welcome to resistance Umbrellacrash.” - C

BACK TO SONG

“Don’t you wanna see what the
True Aethesia looks like
And we got what we need
So we’re going to take the ride
To No Mans’ Landing” - B

“So we can do like I do” - U

“And we can do like me” - C

“Live without these robots seeing you’re every thing
Oh man now we’re gonna see the sights
To see the true Aethesia” - B

“So we can do like I do” - U
“To the True Aethesia” - C

“So we can do like me” - C
“To the True Aethesia” - U

“So we can do like I do” - U
“To the True Aethesia” - C

“We’re going to the True Aethesia” - B

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Also, @Eerie_Coppernight, the lyrics you made for Never Enough/For Aethesia was so beautiful that it made me cry.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

the lyrics you made for Never Enough/For Aethesia was so beautiful that it made me cry.

I'm glad you liked them that much.

Your songs are really nice as well. I especially like the concept of "The True Aethasia"

[Dathmaul_Crinklegadget]

Thanks! I think I'll redo both 'cause I know I can do better. When I saw how you did the song for Lightscape, I decided to do one dedicated to people also.

Angleheart and Nola (Thank you) Parody of Desert Moon

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When we scrap some metal
When we meet on the petal
When fight in in the south slurries
When the path isn’t clear
And the autos appear
When we fight together I cheer

I don’t know where to start
To say thanks Angleheart
You have been such a great friend
But then you were gone
That’s why I sing this song
But I still hope I will find you.
Angleheart please come back
Any auto I’ll attack
I will fight all the goats
To find you
Angleheart
I will think
About how much you’ve helped me
Thank you
Thank you
I have found my way
Thanks to you

Nola Applequill
I’ve only seen you near a hill
But without you here
We are all turning blue
Well that, and the snoormoors too
I have found my way
I have found my way
I have found my way
Thanks to you

[Eerie_Coppernight]

This one made me tear up in real life.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

A parody of Rhett and Link's "New Year's Resolution Song"

A Resistor's Resolutions

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Writing more
Staying lit
Maybe try a new outfit
Becoming somewhat cooler in general

Fighting more
Napping less
Refusing to give in to stress
Becoming more hardcore in general

Helping the Aethasians out
Going another Bigfoot bout
Becoming a better person in general

Listening more
Talking less
Helping others in distress
Doing more good in general

Let's make this year
A year to remember
And not because of things
Things that we want to forget
After all the things we have gone through
Let's all raise a cheer
There's nothing to fear

Don't forget the old year that is gone
As your life continues to move on
But don't dwell on things that have gone wrong
As we move together into a new eon
Let's raise a glass to the things that have gone right
And look towards a future that is bright
Let's trust the Lord as a brand new year takes flight

As we resolve to be abler
Let's not forget what we were
But begin again with new vigor
As many noble passions stir
Someday we'll rid Aethasia of it's blight
So let that be our prayer on this night
Let's trust the Lord as a brand new year takes flight

[Eerie_Coppernight]

I haven't seen @Emman_Jumpsong1 in a while and I'm beginning to miss him. I wanted to parody this song for a bit, but struggled to find the right person for it. I believe our White Lion would do. The tune is one lovers of 3-2-1-Penguins! should know, "The Legend of Galaxy Gus".

The Legend of the White Lion

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Awrooooooooo
Awrooooooooo

Now gather around the blazing hearth, I'll sing a ballad true
About a time of heroes and deeds of daring-do
It started out in No Man's Landing, quiet little spot
Until Resistors came to town and things got really hot

With a kayyayyodeleeyippieayyokayyay
Walking on the Scarlet way
Awroooooooo

The local government didn't like all of these goings-on
The demanded that they surrender by tomorrow's dawn
If the Resistors didn't show themselves, autos would not delay
And innocent civilians would suffer starting that same day

Tales are told and songs are sung of a hammer-wielding man
Though many are this world's troubles, he still does what he can
He lifts up the downcast of heart, his uppercut is strong
Many have heard and some have known the legend of Emman Jumpsong
Awroooooooo
With a kayyayyodeleeyippieayyokayyay
Walking on the Scarlet way
Awrooooooo

The White Lion stood tall and proud, the fight had now begun
Even though the odds were against him, one hundred to one
With a kayyayyodeleeyippieayyokayyound
He sent a warning tremor through the ground

The automatons took aim and fired, the air was thick with smoke
But not a bullet found its mark as the hammer made a stroke
With a kayyayyodeleeyippieayyokayyight
The very earth rose up to join the fight
Awrooooooooooo

All hundred automatons were buried 'neath the ground
And the man known as the white lion has grown in renown
With a kayyayyodeleeyippieayyokayyay
Walking on the Scarlet way

[Eerie_Coppernight]

If you have followed my parodies for some time, you know how much I love to make such songs about the enemies of the Resistance. The tune is that of "Isabelle is a Pig" by Judy Rogers.

A Caracature of Victoria Le Roque

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Miss Le Roque is an auto with a metal heart
You would find cogs and pipes if you took her apart
She's a cold and calculating fog-powered machine
Because Victora is an auto

Now a really smart girl who thinks she's strong
Can't keep up that facade for long
When everything does not go her way
She'll scream that she doesn't want to play

You can dress up an auto like a lady fair
Give it glamorous clothes and wondrous hair
But you can't make it act like a lady should
'Cause an auto is what it is

Now a beautiful lady when she's rude and mean
Causes her beauty to lose its sheen
All the makeup, clothes, and stylish hair
Can't compensate when you just don't care

You can dress up an auto like a lady fair
Give it glamorous clothes and wondrous hair
But you can't make it act like a lady should
'Cause an auto is what it is

So, let true beauty shine from within
Be comfortable in your own skin
All the fabulous outfits in the world
Can't beautify a selfish girl

Miss Le Roque is an auto with a metal heart
You would find cogs and pipes if you took her apart
She's a cold and calculating fog-powered machine
Because Victora is an auto

[Peregrine_Appleclock]

I heard Zidgel singing that. Love it.