O_O Wow, rude. lol
"We put the "Fun" in Fun-eral!" -Wooden Overcoats, it's a podcast about a mouse that lives in a funeral home, it's really good and I've only listened to the first...3, which was over a year ago.
...Don't think that'd help, it'd probably be your mother or something. Idk, might remind you more of them and make them even more sad.
"And here lies our beloved Eerie, somehow less awesome now that she's all gross and corpsified. Man...This is a big L for her I guess. But you know what they say, 'when you can't walk, you crawl, hehehe, and when you can't do that, hehe, what you can't do that flails one arm randomly'
The nerf war would be nice, make sure to knock down all the graves, that way it's a king-of-the-hill, and your grave has to win, last man standing style.
I'd say "Sorry for my loss....Eh" and then walk off or something.
"Haha, you fools! You've fallen for one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only less well know is THIS: Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA -dies-"