Heh, it's been a while since this topic has been posted on, so I figured I'd just tell y'all about a pretty epic miracle that happened when I was really young.
I don't remember how old I was when this happened (maybe two? Four? I don't remember), but I was at the mall once and choked on a pickle. Not like a big, full pickle, but those kind they put in cheeseburgers or something. The cut-up ones. XD
Thankfully, my parents were right there. @Lightscape_Ironwalker literally reached down and took the pickle out himself. I thank God to this day.
But traumatic as it was...
I STILL LOVE PICKLES.
*mic drop *