Once when I was five or six, my sister made me walk over a MINEFIELD of Legos. IN PITCH BLACK STUMBLING OVER FURNITURE.
I thought it tickled a little.
And then I tried to sharpen one, and stepped on it HARD. (by accident I'm so graceful)
It hurt a bit
it hurt a lot more cuz it was sharpened. I'm so smart, the government will hire me in no time.