It was the Butler. ~S.H

[Missy_Vonheart]

Welome guy, gals, Aetherborgs and the like,
Welcome to the Conspiracy Dream Team!
This is were we can spout random thoughts, and conspiracies, and dream up impossible hilarious situations.

Here’s my first random thought:
If everyone moved to Australia, each person grabbed a set of heavy dumbbells, and in perfect synchronization all dropped them, then picked them up and dropped them over and over, could we potentially scootch the earth over bit by bit?
(There’s actually some science behind this)

[Ava_Tinnight1]

1st Post!!!!

Aetherborgs and the like

That's ME!!!!

If everyone moved to Australia, each person grabbed a set of heavy dumbbells, and in perfect synchronization all dropped them, then picked them up and dropped them over and over, could we potentially scootch the earth over bit by bit?

Ooh.... I like this topic!

[Lila_Lightcraft]

2nd Post!!!

(I love being second )

This looks cool Missy! But why is the title "It was the Butler"? That doesn't tell anything about this topic...

[Missy_Vonheart]

Meh, it reminded me of Sherlock homes and thinking deep thoughts. (Also it reminds me of Louis the puppet because he had a joke about that)

[Zoe_Anglenight]

Here is a conspiracy theory...
WE ARE ALL SOCIOPATHS

[Missy_Vonheart]

Haha! Goes back and thinks about various, crazy cheesecake, cream pie, and Pringle nacho moments on the forums. Hehehehe @Julie_Martin

[Julie_Martin]

PRINGLE CHEESE CREAM PIE!?!?! WHERE?!?!

don't even get me started on nachos...

[Missy_Vonheart]

New conspiracy theory:
what would happen if all the weapons in the world where suddenly turned into a food item????

[Gloria_Oldenpinner]

A bomb going off would rain spaghetti, a soldier would suddenly be holding a breadstick instead of a gun, archery ranges would be a mess of milkshakes and candy canes, and a robber would suddenly be pointing a head of lettuce at the bank teller.

And it turns out that a jar of pickles really does come in handy when you're fighting a burglar. Okay, now I'm hungry and I want to turn this into a story.

[Missy_Vonheart]

Haha! That was epic​️. I can just imagine the biggest food fight every.

[Ava_Tinnight1]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[Missy_Vonheart]

🤯🤯🤯 why do hurry up to wait at the doctors?

[Ava_Tinnight1]

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

[Nola_Applequill1]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

NO. WAY.

Like, I literally thought the same thing and did pretend stand-up comedian stuff when I was really young.

🤯🤯🤯 why do hurry up to wait at the doctors?

Hmm.

OKAY, GUYS.

If olive oil is made out of olives......... What is baby oil made out of?

[Missy_Vonheart]

Woah, that could be weird...what if we could plant Cheerios and grow donuts????

[Ava_Tinnight1]

What if jelly beans are actually normal beans dyed different colors?

[Nola_Applequill1]

What if jelly beans are actually normal beans dyed different colors?

HAH! Good one!

[Missy_Vonheart]

Ooo extra protein! And fiber.
Do you think God made ice to expand when it freezes in order to protect the fish from freezing and the other animals from drowning?

[Nola_Applequill1]

What would have happened if God really did create mermaids? O . O

[Ava_Tinnight1]

Possibly!

Thinks reaaaally hard....

Nope I'm out.