I actually don't like chocolate much either, though I wouldn't turn down Hershey's Special Dark or Reese's Peanut Butter cup. Ordinary milk chocolate is too gooey for me, and Snickers/Milky Way/Butterfingers/Kit-Kats are just NO. Also, I tend not to like chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream syrup. I just don't like it - I'll go for alternatives.
As for the gasoline and fire: fish, peas, and some types of chicken can do that to me. I've gotten so I can eat chicken and peas without being in agony for hours, but if there is an alternative to peas I'll still take it. I like chicken though.
Anyway, to get back on topic, my dad made some blueberry muffins with protein powder stuff in them, lemon and orange extract, and no sugar recently. It was one of the worst things I've ever tried to eat. 0/10 do not reccommend.