@Taka_Merespinner1, here's an interdimensional portal to a world populated by felines, because I think you'd enjoy something like that.
@Miss_K, have a joke book (no knock-knocks though).
@Levi_Orangeburst, and for you, is this flat-earth model. It makes for a great frisbee.
@Etlo_Maxlance, to you, I give a bottle of anti-rust.
@Aislinn_Mollisong1, a publication letter for your book.
@Emmalee_Applematch1, an Arctic fox.
@Goku_Ironheart, enjoy The Walking Dead Compendium Four before the rest of us.
@Ariella_Newheart, a chance to erase the dreaded Days of Future Pringle from existence. (Save us all)
@Awesome_Lensfun1, here's a pretty rad-looking coat to go along with that even rad-er katana of yours.
And to you, @May_Otterview, I give-
A One-Way Ticket to Mandalore!! (return fare is up to you)